“Mason was right there with the breakroom snacks but you walked past and went to the vending machines instead. Is this a failure of the front office?”

No way. Even if they get Paul or George, that’s still a four-seed at best with Lebron.

Bron gonna Houston. No way he’s waiting on that rebuild.

They call this a “very good game,” when he was probably at around league-average in this one. He can make some passes.

Have you noticed Lonzo has that stat-whoring instinct to fight his own teammates for rebounds? Sad.

<Signs him.>

Mike Tomlin is 3/5ths of a coach

I was on some NFL thread and the name “Matt Stafford” came up and I was like, “Who’s that?” I actually had to google because I couldn’t remember. Then I went, “Oh yeah, that guy who will probably finish top 5 in all-time passing yards while making absolutely zero impact on the sport.” AKA an asshole I had on my…

They are paying him $30 million over next three years so somebody is trying not to look stupid and failing badly

best stankface in the league

Scumdog millionaire

Our tax dollars at work

He should be forced to serve as a convenience store clerk saying “Thankyoucomeagain” for the rest of his days. Am I doing this right?

Jesus, Trump knows how to set a squirrell loose and he cuts down the forest as you chase it

Whoa. Dude. KAT is already leaping in the air at your pump fake.

Counterpoint: he’s made about $35 million in his career and gets to be high at work

The All-Weird Team: Lance, Beas, Javale, Swaggy, and maybe Manimal?

He also sued the Saints to sign Cutler this year

trump won every single white demographic. Rich, poor, male, female, old, young. Gee, what could it be?