Not sure whether I’m supposed to respect their independence of thought and free will or assume they have Stockholm syndrome

All we have are hollow, simple narratives in the wake of complex things. Hopefully this puts the end to those fuckin Cletus safari stories of the “economically anxious” Trump voters in the Midwest

Nate Silver had a good breakdown on that— 10 percent natural pushback against ruling party, 10 percent Moore being a bad candidate, and 10 percent the perv stuff. So figure more like a 20 percent swing, assuming Tea Party Bannon-backed types manage to win GOP primaries in 2018.

I do hope they come for medicare in 2018. I’ll take the risk of cuts versus the risk that some old-ass white people finally wake up from their naps.

Look how fast Paul Ryan got back to tongue-washing Trump’s shriveled orange balls a year ago

Would it be the worst thing in the world if the Mueller thing fell apart and it fell on ALL OF US to clean up this shit ourselves?

This can only get better if it was “Nick Saban” write-in votes that swung it

No way Trump wrote that tweet. Not his syntax or style.

yeah I used to think it was all those jowl-fattening “rejuvenation trips to Miami,” but PEDs don’t really up your shooting percentages

The worst part is we get to endure “Ball is actually good!” takes for another week.

Driving past Kanter for easy buckets and Zing shooting over little guys happens so rarely in the ASSOCIATION

we call him “Coral”

Counterpoint: what if this is performance art because he knows it plays? Isn’t this better than a John Fox meathead “It is what it is” non-take?

like a human being?

Cialis should sponsor his press conferences

Can’t wait for the “Libtards Bullied Me” GoFundMe to double the $55K. Them’s gonna buy a whole tub of meth

Smells to me like Haslam will have to end up kicking Schiano a couple mil and putting him in the browns’ front office

I mean, I know Adidas isn’t paying them under the table as is normally done, but surely some UCLA boosters were slipping Middle Kid six figures in a paper bag so that Lil Douche would come to UCLA. Kind of paying it forward.

Didn’t Lil Douche get a Lambo for this 16th birthday? The Balls, they’re just like us!