I’d say Richardson leaving would be a psychological boost to the players

Your move, Donald Trump!

Here’s why I know this is fake news: Richardson has no feet. He’s nothing but golf cart from the waist down.

The NBA has far more drama with the world’s best athletes

Rule changed to a receiver having possession and breaking the plane being a touchdown, as common sense would suggest based on all the other ways to score a TD

Doesn’t matter with the “catch rule.” The receiver only ever gets to be a runner if he doesn’t fall to the ground, apparently. Except all those times he can.

Yep, should’ve saved the timeout and spiked after the Juju catch. But then I catch myself rooting for the serial rapist to beat the serial cheaters and it’s easier to just not give a shit and hope more players kneel just to piss off some white people.

If this doesn’t somehow involve Rae Carruth and Aaron Hernandez, I’m not coming back for Season Two.

JUST THINK IF THEY HAD JORDAN BEL—

Ludacris and Gerard Butler

It’s almost as if a player’s situation matters.

I know you can harass or molest with your hands and mouth, but that dude’s pecker hasn’t struck a spark since Reconstruction.

True story. The small newspaper in NC I worked for accidentally ran a main headline with “Erskine Bowels” in it and about 6,000 copies got out before anyone noticed.

I’d bet money that Richardson’s is racial misconduct rather than sexual. That guy’s motor hasn’t run in 30 years.

Richardson will be the first white male to go down for molesting a golf cart

“Mason was right there with the breakroom snacks but you walked past and went to the vending machines instead. Is this a failure of the front office?”

No way. Even if they get Paul or George, that’s still a four-seed at best with Lebron.

Bron gonna Houston. No way he’s waiting on that rebuild.

They call this a “very good game,” when he was probably at around league-average in this one. He can make some passes.