Have you noticed Lonzo has that stat-whoring instinct to fight his own teammates for rebounds? Sad.

<Signs him.>

Mike Tomlin is 3/5ths of a coach

I was on some NFL thread and the name “Matt Stafford” came up and I was like, “Who’s that?” I actually had to google because I couldn’t remember. Then I went, “Oh yeah, that guy who will probably finish top 5 in all-time passing yards while making absolutely zero impact on the sport.” AKA an asshole I had on my…

They are paying him $30 million over next three years so somebody is trying not to look stupid and failing badly

best stankface in the league

Scumdog millionaire

Our tax dollars at work

He should be forced to serve as a convenience store clerk saying “Thankyoucomeagain” for the rest of his days. Am I doing this right?

Jesus, Trump knows how to set a squirrell loose and he cuts down the forest as you chase it

Whoa. Dude. KAT is already leaping in the air at your pump fake.

Counterpoint: he’s made about $35 million in his career and gets to be high at work

The All-Weird Team: Lance, Beas, Javale, Swaggy, and maybe Manimal?

He also sued the Saints to sign Cutler this year

trump won every single white demographic. Rich, poor, male, female, old, young. Gee, what could it be?

Not sure whether I’m supposed to respect their independence of thought and free will or assume they have Stockholm syndrome

All we have are hollow, simple narratives in the wake of complex things. Hopefully this puts the end to those fuckin Cletus safari stories of the “economically anxious” Trump voters in the Midwest

Nate Silver had a good breakdown on that— 10 percent natural pushback against ruling party, 10 percent Moore being a bad candidate, and 10 percent the perv stuff. So figure more like a 20 percent swing, assuming Tea Party Bannon-backed types manage to win GOP primaries in 2018.

I do hope they come for medicare in 2018. I’ll take the risk of cuts versus the risk that some old-ass white people finally wake up from their naps.