Look how fast Paul Ryan got back to tongue-washing Trump’s shriveled orange balls a year ago

Would it be the worst thing in the world if the Mueller thing fell apart and it fell on ALL OF US to clean up this shit ourselves?

This can only get better if it was “Nick Saban” write-in votes that swung it

No way Trump wrote that tweet. Not his syntax or style.

yeah I used to think it was all those jowl-fattening “rejuvenation trips to Miami,” but PEDs don’t really up your shooting percentages

The worst part is we get to endure “Ball is actually good!” takes for another week.

Driving past Kanter for easy buckets and Zing shooting over little guys happens so rarely in the ASSOCIATION

we call him “Coral”

Counterpoint: what if this is performance art because he knows it plays? Isn’t this better than a John Fox meathead “It is what it is” non-take?

like a human being?

Cialis should sponsor his press conferences

Can’t wait for the “Libtards Bullied Me” GoFundMe to double the $55K. Them’s gonna buy a whole tub of meth

Smells to me like Haslam will have to end up kicking Schiano a couple mil and putting him in the browns’ front office

I mean, I know Adidas isn’t paying them under the table as is normally done, but surely some UCLA boosters were slipping Middle Kid six figures in a paper bag so that Lil Douche would come to UCLA. Kind of paying it forward.

Didn’t Lil Douche get a Lambo for this 16th birthday? The Balls, they’re just like us!

Lavar wants to coach and GM, doesn’t he?

Yeah I can’t get excited about a playoffs where the road goes through Brady, Rapeburger, Bortles, and Brees. Hopefully Goff and Keenum make a mockery of things.

I’ve always hated assholes who dog it until they get their “own team” or a chance in the spotlight and then decide to try.

okay I yield on my hammering him for 42.6 FG percentage (better than AI’s, Bob Cousy’s, and Bob Pettit’s when they won the award.) This dude is it.