His effective FG percentage is league-average.

A five-figure ERA! Does this make him the consensus Deadspin MVP candidate? It’s big round numbers.

No worse than Tebow in the batter’s box

Only if he has to guard Draymond on a drive to the hole

No doubt about it. Adams’ and Kantner’s defensive rebounding rate is down 2.5 per 36 minutes. So part of the “he does it all because the other guys suck” is chicken-and-egg—nobody else gets to sniff the ball.

I didn’t really care at all until deadspin got this weird hard-on for him. Since I only follow sports for schadenfreude, I get to win either way.

Annnnd his field-goal percentage drops to 42.4 as Thunder loses to one of the worst team in the league. But MVP!!!

Double dipping is the nature of the gig economy

Dude, you dissing the Crib Factor?

Doesn’t the obvious answer seem to be the browns are so inept that they base their strategies off what they read on ESPN? Occam’s Razor.

I’d rather watch Giannis than Lebron, Curry, Kawhi, or anyone.

wow can you imagine the ALLEY OOPS with an all-star lineup like that? Why, it would almost be like they weren’t even being guarded.

this is a little dated but I don’t think a whole lot has changed until last night

Better late than never. At least a few million Red Hatters will be dropped to die honorably in the sand.

Also the way the news cycle rolls, by Monday we’ll have another 20 shitbrained Trump tweets sending everyone into lunatic circles of chaos and nobody will remember this except Rand Paul and Alec Baldwin.

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if Russia unleashed the chemical attack with the knowledge and support of the US. Nothing surprises me anymore. We’re just a squirrel-shit nutty race.

A little late for that.

Charlie don’t surf and Xi don’t golf

I’m only surprised they could find a few hundred square feet of stuff still standing.

All the Red Hatters who suddenly became Russian supporters (GOP approval ratings of Putin are now over 50 percent) will now have to shift completely back, experiencing no cognitive dissonance at all. Nor cognition, for that matter.