Nobody asked Herr Ratface for his advice, though.

It only matters in the context of “highly visible hypocrisy by a top brand of the most hypocritical organization in the country.”

a coach with an incredible built-in competitive edge by getting all these guys in the US amateur program years before college choices are made

easily the most overrated player in the league

because one of them stayed where he was and grew up with the franchise while the other hopped around manipulating for the best personal situation? No, I see no difference either.

The “return” was a calculated branding move that coincidentally happened to be the apparently best basketball situation in which to insert himself for the next ring runs after it looked like Miami was breaking down. People overlook the fact that Lebron only cares about rings because they enhance the brand—the brand is…

Also helps to be in the East, which defies all logic by getting top draft picks for decades and still sucking

I think at this point we can safely say LeBron was one of the “best players of the past generation”

Funny how “a trip to Miami” is followed by “a boost in Lebron’s production” and “occasional bursts of roid rage.”

No, Curry was off his game. That was the only difference.

I follow the Browns with more interest than every team but my favorite, for what’s it worth. I actually think at this point Haslam’s after the schadenfruede market.

Brooks wasn’t even really aiming. No different than just tossing a ball straight up in the air. It’s not like he drove and dunked in their plumlees. There was like a 5 percent chance of that shot going in.

K be trippin, yo

That, and the fuckers even raised our taxes and put in a bunch of new “fees” after running hard on tax cuts.

I predict a challenge that goes to the Clinton supreme court. It’s going to be glorious.

Unfortunately the Bernie fans will stay home in November out of protest and then show up at the McRory protests a year from now because they’re angry that “nobody’s doing anything.”

I’d say that’s the only reason the NBA didn’t immediately come out and say “No, we’re moving it,” because Jordan/Charlotte deserve some consideration. Plus threats no longer work once you actually employ them. Places like Kansas and Louisiana are going to become second-world states if they continue down the road…

Most of the supposedly “outraged” folks never bother to show up unless there’s some extreme populist candidate on the presidential ballot. They don;t even know elections are every two years. I almost feel like “Fuck them, they get what they deserve” but then all the rest of us get fucked, too.

As a lifelong native, I can say this state went from purple to red faster than Tom Coughlin’s face after a muffed punt. This legislature literally outlawed sea-level data (cannot be used in public planning or building regulations) and even tried to pass a law saying the U.S. Constitution didn’t apply to North…

I’d even go so far as to speculate the NBA has the highest percentage of gay players simply because the workplace seems to be a lot less hostile, so top gay athletes would naturally gravitate toward the areas where they feel the least hate.