There’s also nothing to stop a theoretical Republican Senate majority from refusing to hold hearings on a Clinton nomination until 2020, because reasons. In fact, this type of obstructionism is so elegantly simple that I’m surprised they haven’t thought of it before now.

This is all about advertising and sponsored content and has nothing to do with YOU, the consumer, and your preferences. It’s just another bump in the road that pushes a social media platform toward Myspace Country.

Yeah, baseball only runs February through November, those “traditional outdoors sports” months

He just secured the George Mikan vote

Bern would whip his candy ass in 21, and both would die of heart attacks at the end. Freedom!

he’s afraid to go either left or right because Ohio

This still went over better than when Gruden flopped his noodle around at Hooters

“I’m comin’ to join you, ‘Lizabeth”- thinly veiled racist sitcom from the 70s

Belichick would’ve deferred until the third overtime

ohh multimillonaire douche who spends his time in the Deadspin comments section. So are you happy that you “won” or happy that everyone else appears to have lost?

You could have simplified your argument by saying that Obama was our “darkest” president.

In Trump’s world, everything is either “great, very very great” or “Obama’s fault.”

False flag to boost his trade val...oh, wait. Never mind.

Nobody’s trading a viable #2 QB unless it’s for a star. Cincy is never letting McCarron go. It’s not as easy as “wanting” something, the other guy has to be willing and you have to be able to pay the high price. McCarron for Ware, maybe. I’d ask for Miller.

just stay away from MMQB and you’ll be fine

Yeah, let’s be honest here—wouldn’t you rather have Sanchez than Flacco with their current contracts?

Is he wearing a push-up bra? Asking for a friend

He’s got the same number of rings as Marino. Think about it.

Hey, Elway, why the long face?

He’ll be punching club douchebags with one armpit locked on a crutch