But will he be back in time for the playoffs?

Why did I brace for the meatheaded “ARE YOU KIDDING MEEE?” before I even clicked the vid?

Yep, he was already leaving in his mind about ten seconds after that

Christian Bale in American Psycho.

Osweiler has only one fewer ring than Peyton, people forget that

It’s almost like whiny-assed players who are constantly bitching at the refs are less likely to get the benefit of a doubt on calls

Because players don’t huddle at the 50 and pray after every game. The NFL is a Muslim conspiracy.

She’s trying to ruin his career when it sounds like she’s trying to run from him and get restraining orders? Okayyyyy

the most influential players like Manning and Brady are all management shills, though.

Et tu, Brute

I don’t know, sounds pretty abusive to me—especially the part where Gossage drifted into a sociopathic blackout

“With the 27th pick in the 2016 NBA Draft, the Los Angeles Clippers select...”

is Metta World still in the league?

not being a nut truther, but don’t these guys wear cups? I was a catcher for four years and I’d take bouncing fastballs off the cupped dingus all the time. I mean, it wasn’t exactly fun, but it was hardly crippling.

I wish this was a fantasy category

or you can grow it and not require a label slapped on by someone you don’t know for a reason no one really understands

so what about societies that eat dogs and cats and horses? That cool, too?

You obviously don’t know the ground rules of Blogger Outrage

You actually can live like that today if you want. We grow most of our food organically, do lots of canning and fermenting, lots of fruit trees and bushes. 90 percent of our meat comes from within 10 miles of us—lots of fish, our own chickens, tomorrow we’re slaughtering three pigs. Most of the stuff we put in our…

Monsanto corn seed is also classified as a pesticide, but it’s all cool because anti-GMOers are hipster idiots