I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

I appreciate this as someone that doesn’t play or watch MOBAs. But as with so many SNL skits, it’s longer than it needs to be. It’s basically beating a dead horse by the end. It also relies on some lazy stereotypes about a subculture, but that still works imo with the general fish out of water set up. A good chunk of…

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My response to that is A) this is solid investing advice and B) good, let it crash.

cool story bro

Your daughter is a “fresh grad” and “working her first job” but somehow has money to invest in a brokerage account?? I don’t believe you... (and if this is true, I really don’t care what happens to your daughter’s money as much as I care about her classmates graduating with tens of thousands of dollars of debt.) 

So yet again we have black women stepping in to fix something a white man has screwed up. =)

I am. It was a milquetoast, boring show, and it made future tv worse with several series doing “will they/won’t they” tinkertoy storylines that go on for multiple seasons.

Roof pizza. The dude had to fence off his lot.

Maybe he should pay a visit to the former Bull and Finch pub in Boston for an example of tourist trap capitalization...

I’m not saying it’s a bad show, but Friends wasn’t good enough a show to justify this behavior.

Right? Offer a Chandler sandwich or something.

So this guy has a crap ton of people coming to his restaurant but cannot think of a way to capitalize on this?

‘Your beer is shitty!’
‘No, your beer is shitty!’

Yep. If you drink a Coors after drinking a PBR, you’re going to taste a difference. But cultural hate for mass-produced light lagers aside, I think we can all admit they’re pretty darn close in taste.

I find AB’s allegation unbelievable because it implies that they have anything worth stealing.

Wouldn’t that give it far too much flavor though?

When I read that someone wanted to steal the recipe for ANY light beer, I laughed out loud.

It really is incredible, the amount of work it takes to make every drop of mass produced light beer taste the same as there’s zero margin for error.