Somehow the Lord of the Rings manages to be a grand epic without people complaining about how “it’s all about the Baggins family, they focus on Bilbo and Frodo too much, everyone has to circle back to the two of them.”

I fully expected this impeachment defense to work its way to Trump exclaiming “You can’t impeach me, because Mike Pence was in on it and that’d make Nancy the President!”

He left out of there like he’d anger-pissed himself.

I’ve been looking at that scene a lot lately, and I’m increasingly disheartened that I’m coming to the conclusion that “That’s not much of a meltdown, he didn’t even call anyone a name.”

Trump didn’t know what it was. “They have the yugest combs in Finland!”

I just want to hear him say “coop.”

I wonder why we didn’t get a “goodbye/we love you” post when the G/O IT department quit.

Wow, you finally went three sentences without pivoting to how unfair statutory rape laws are, kosh.  Are you between sprees or something?

Hell, I know a guy who inherited $400 million and thought he’d join high society. Turns out being rich and loud isn’t enough to make you liked and respected. 

Cut him some slack, it’s his first post ever, okay?  He’s just a burner stirring shit up.  

His heritage is “hiding their face with a Klan hood.”  Of course he wants outwardly racist symbols to terrorize minorities while also not having to suffer the consequences of doing so.  

My mother lives in Illinois.  Las year during the record cold temperatures it went from -40F to +60F in about a day and a half later.  People were worried about how foundations would take a 100 degree shift in temperature over the span of a day.  

He was throwing rocks at a kid’s playpen when he was a teenager. He’s always loved seeing people he perceives as weaker than him suffer. His imbecilic followers view this weakness as strength.

“I want you to shoot them.”

The thing is, I’m sure there will be a document dump in 30 or 40 years that surprises us all with “No, he really insisted on using the GSA to take detailed photos of his wiener with special, custom-made lenses to make it look larger.  He stole funds from childhood disease research to pay for it.” There is nothing this…

He’s going to be so sad when he’s out of office and his tv stops talking to him. Or he’ll be dead, that’s fine, too. 

They had enough defections from people like Anthony Kennedy or Republican Senators that they decided they couldn’t trust people to continue to ply dumb, and they started recruiting actual dumb people. 

That little Wario motherfucker is going to meet with foreign operatives to help collude Trump out of further trouble. 

It feels like a missed opportunity to not mention that Montenegro has no extradition with the US. What are the odds Mike Pompeo just ...stays there until President Pence pardons him?

I wonder how he thinks we’re going to get all of those good things through the Senate and Trump. “DeMoCrAtS JuSt dOn’T InSpiRe Me!”