Be honest, those 2.87% of Breitbart readers who that voted “No” only did so because Trump wasn’t literally physically standing next to them.

He specifically said “I’m not acting as an attorney” when asked what the hell he was doing meeting with Ukrainian officials. “HE’S THE HERO” and he has gone on record saying he’s doing all of this to fix corruption in America. Hopefully that “yes I did, no I didn’t” crap gets his ass held in contempt.

Yeah if I was involved in one of these DCCU shot shows I’d beg people not to mention how bad they are too. 

Fox News viewers are gonna learn why the army doesn’t let 70 year olds enlist. 

There have been a number of trolls here who use Star Trek or superhero references in their names, and I always wonder how one can admire something so contrary to everything else one believes in.  Kosh reminds me of that meme where some sick dude is clearly enjoying the negative attention after flashing a feminist…

That little fucker will start responding to your posts several days after this article drops off the front page and people won’t see him being a shit. 

I know Trump has already convinced himself he didn’t lose the popular vote, but I’m sure he’s mad at Miller for calling him a Democratically elected president. 

Holy shit. 

Considering that “Fury gives Peter Tony’s glasses and tells him it’s what Tony wanted” rather than Happy or Pepper executing Tony’s wishes, I suspect his drone program wasn’t included in his regular will that passed everything on to Pepper and Morgan. Maybe it’s a program he set up with SHIELD or Stark Industries that…

It’s gonna look real bad when the whistleblower’s complaint has about three extra pages of signatures because every IC official who heard the call signed it.

Does Gym Jordan’s hunchback prevent him from ever wearing a suit jacket?  Is this a branding thing for him so he thinks he stands out or seems more authentic? 

“Stephanopoulos heroically tried to shut him down several times...”

Yeah, there’s a good chance some of Trump’s aides will be targeted by Trump supporters for being the leaker.

Some idiot showed up with a rifle ready to storm a pizza parlor basement based on nonsense from other internet dummies. Imagine how many motivated idiots are going to want to hunt down this “spy” that the President asked them to kill.  

He still keeps his private security around even when he’s in the White House. If he has his freedom after he leaves office, the only thing he’ll use his Secret Service detail for is renting out offices and golf carts and seats on his plane. 

They’re playing reddit detective again, and no one is even going to try and make a “Trump’s Deep Throat” meme?  

Ugh, honestly? Hopefully it’s some of the whistleblower’s very scary colleagues standing next to him reminding the committee members that there is more than one person who works at the CIA.  

I can’t wait for the Trump deposition where he claims he can’t read the transcript he released, and he doesn’t know what it says because the print is so small but he doesn’t want a large-print copy.

That photo looks gayer than cum on a mustache. 

Tony pretty clearly hasn’t moved on, despite moving forward. He glimpses a photo of Peter and, after tucking his daughter into bed, gets to work on inventing time travel to bring back the kid he lost. Tony is many things, but “able to move on” is not something he really does in these movies, whether it’s coping with…