Except the whole problem is that a whistleblower heard what Trump said and reported it to the ICIG, who found it worth investigating. “We can just fake it” means several Cabinet members, career intelligence analysts, etc. would have to go along with saying “Yes, the (faked) tape is what I heard.” Even if you can get…

My father saw him speak at a union conference a year or a year and a half ago and said at the time that he’s incredibly charismatic. He’s been on people’s radar as a rising star for a little while, and I think that you’re right that he has someone steering him, but I think the “small town mayor running for President”…

“YEEAAAAWWWWGH!”

He must have been banned from twitter/facebook/etc and this is the only place he has left.

You can’t shame a guy who’s been kicked off the site a dozen times and keeps making new accounts.  

PiE is a dumb motherfucker who is so proud of finally managing to grasp an idea that he won’t let go of his idea even after he finds out it’s wrong. FDR was Teddy’s fifth cousin who moved from Governor of New York to the Presidency, but he lists them as a dynasty as well.  

Look at the Republican issues that they consistently campaign on: they’re all things like repeal Obamacare and outlaw abortion and big, stupid goals that aren’t popular outside of a vocal 30% that want that shit. Their major campaign planks will never get made into law. But Republican voters don’t care about the…

“We voted to impeach, but it won’t pass the Republican-led Senate to remove Trump” seems like a great campaign to elect more Democratic Senators, right?

If there were 55 Democrats in the Senate, do you think we’d still be wondering whether or not to wait on impeaching Trump?

Why are your new accounts’ avatars always orange, tomato?  

I couldn’t remember how he “spelled” it. 

Trump’s Mission Achomplissed banner will have campaign slogans on it, and he’ll make the Navy pay for it. 

Attorney/client privilege isn’t a law, it’s an understanding among attorneys. Doctors have actual laws that prevent them from sharing patient information. Lawyers have an understanding that lawyers who blab can’t effectively represent their clients, so courts don’t often ask lawyers to share confidential client…

His last words are going to be something to the effect of “I’m immortal, you’re the one who’s dying.”

I was talking to someone on IO9 about Star Wars the other day, and they had a (possibly?) canon explanation about how Sith Lords are so obsessed with amassing power and strength that they don’t recognize other people as separate beings with their own agency and thoughts, which is why every single Sith Lord, who…

Funny how the “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules” guy spent all morning lamenting how arbitrary statutory rape laws are. The only thing kosh must worry about is a young girl coming forward with a sexual assault/abuse allegation.

So is finding out he sometimes slathers himself in skin darkening creme a plus or a minus for Melanie Trump?

They’re cursed now, right? Like, “Aw, that’s the set of dice that were in the I-75 rollover, they never come through for me...”

Well when we get to twenty, tell me.  I’m gonna throw up.

“I’ve never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke,” says the man who has a dedicated Diet Coke button on his desk and insists he’s 6’5” 220 pounds.