Well when we get to twenty, tell me.  I’m gonna throw up.

“I’ve never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke,” says the man who has a dedicated Diet Coke button on his desk and insists he’s 6’5” 220 pounds.

You can buy a damn hand grenade if you pay for the tax stamp and register it as a destructive device or something. It’s costly and bureaucratic and slow to get one, but sure, let’s classify auto-loading rifles and handguns as destructive devices and see if people want to pay or a non-transferable tax stamp and…

The kosh troll doesn’t come around very often, but any time there’s an article that mentions statutory rape he’s right here whining “but some girls are just so mature for their age, it’s not fair that I’m called a pervert!”

And here comes kosh, once again complaining that he’s not allowed to have sex with children. You go a long time between signing in to this account, but any article that mentions how “people shouldn’t rape kids” gets you back here whining “it’s not fair!” every time, doesn’t it?

I don’t remember “Dread Pirate Roberts” being so shitty, but there’s a troll who creates burner accounts with similar usernames and acts a fool. Since this one has no followers and only follows one account I thought this was a new imposter account.

So many times I find myself agreeing with you and about to star you when I see you’ve signed your post like a dumbass, and I refrain from or remove the star I gave you. We have enough novelty idiots here without you feeling a need to sign your masterpieces of posting, man.

This is the imposter troll, right?

I remember stories from around his confirmation about how he wasn’t on Trump’s short list of potential appointees during the campaign, and then he wrote somewhere that the President was above the law and didn’t have to answer to other branches, and then websites started showing up to tout his conservative bona fides.…

The only reason we’re not at war with two new countries right now is because Mattis told him somebody lost the Humvee keys, and it’s take to long to make replacements.

Did Backpage deplatform him too?  That reads like an escort listing.

He loves to play the purity game with “so and so is too centrist, they are basically Republicans!” but he also supports Republicans. He likes to play the mommy-daddy game where he plays both sides against each other, but if you pay attention to what he actually supports it’s pretty regressive, reactionary policies…

Heh. I used to work with a lady who kept halal for her faith, and she had previously worked as an assistant for a Jewish man who was excited because he kept kosher and that’s basically the same thing, right? Except the platter of sandwiches she ordered for his function were turkey and cheese, which didn’t go over…

It would be a mistake to believe that people who hold themselves out as “I’m independent, I’m beyond being a member of a party (but I always vote Republican and I hate everything about the Democrats)” are anything other than Republicans who realize that the Klan hoods hid their faces better than the MAGA hats do.

The thing is, his beef isn’t “Pelosi isn’t doing enough,” his gripe is “Whatever Pelosi is doing is wrong, because she’s a Democrat.”  Baracka is displaying the bad-faith troll behavior that has taken over his Republican party: there are no solutions, and he doesn’t even particularly care about the issues beyond “How…

Yeah, I worked with a guy who wouldn’t eat bacon on his cheeseburgers when we ordered lunch at work because “Pork’s not kosher.” “I just brought you a cheeseburger and a milkshake, none of that’s kosher!” “Uh, no one’s ever noticed that before...” The image of following the rules seems to be a big part of following the…

Boy, this “Whatever the issue is, the Democrats are the real problem!” shit you constantly post is not obvious at all.  I guess part of being a troll is the realization that you’ll never mean more to anyone beyond being a passing irritation.  

That sounds like a flower.  Like, “Oh, my Alcaida’s were lovely this year, just an explosion of color!”

I’d be happiest with “First attempts seldom work out” as our country’s epitaph. 

The fact that dozens of people who knew him in college attempted to reach out tot he FBI to assist with an investigation 25 years later tells me what sort of impression he left on his classmates.