I fully expect that, following the round-up of however many homeless people are swept up in their dragnet, the warehouse they’re sending these people to will send out 10 million absentee ballots voting for Trump on Election Day.

I rad some speculation that “he manages a hedge fund” is one of those valid reasons for rich people to send him money without anyone raising much concern. Like, if you presented a wealthy guy with a child to rape and now you have photos that would send him to jail, explain that you manage a hedge fund and he’ll send…

You hear about how Trump was raised in his bedroom by a nanny, and when I hear Barrrron speaking with his mother’s accent I have some doubts about all the “Maybe Barrron will turn out okay” wishfull thinking.

Poor Barrrron, he probably spent all day worrying he’d have to start doing the Ivanka stuff with Mom’s friend.

“She wears a hat I don’t like.”

I remember a blog (A Tiny Revolution by Bob Harris) I used to visit in the early ‘00s, and the author told a story about a taxi ride in London where he saw a statue that the cabbie didn’t recognize. This is unusual, because London taxicab drivers are pretty exhaustively tested on Knowledge of the city and its byways…

You’ve got fingers, you can point at whatever you want, right?

Yeah, I’m not sure I buy “every fan base has some bad people” as a defense.    It’s not like anybody is shouting about how great Tom Brady is after they shoot up a church. 

I hope Trump has a brutal stroke on camera and suffers locked-in syndrome. And I hope the GOP stays true to form and his successor spends the rest of the term taking to Fox News and mocking the weak “Dotard Trump” for shitting himself on camera, so Donald has to watch everyone mocking him.

Showing up at a 9/11 memorial service on the anniversary of 9/11 sort of IS doing work for a politician.  

If it IS adapting Night Watch, she’s only in the first and last chapters and featured as a 16 year old when Sam goes back to the past. Swapping her dragon breeding for vigilantism is an acceptable change, imo.

The weirdest thing to me is that it’s all always actual text he seems to have created himself. Like, how desperate is he for attention and interaction, but he’s so screwed up that he keeps trying to trick people into playing along with his dumb schtick to prove he can outwit them by... causing them to star a skimmed…

I see him in the gray often enough. I believe he’s a followed poster who uses sock puppet accounts to promote his real comments, then stars and unstars his tomato account’s posts to make them appear in the black. It’s like a tiered comment system and a capricious mass graying only served the trolls, huh?

The left is doubleplus ungood, according to the party who seems to be doing all it can to improve on 1984. 

Unless your birthday was June 12, 2002, it probably didn’t have anything to do with 9/11. 

Did Michael Keaton do anything particularly amazing to get in shape for Batman? I think the only time we even see him with his shirt off is when Vicki sees him sleeping upside down, and that’s from behind. Tim Burton’s vision was for Bruce Wayne to be a little weird guy, so it’s all costume for him.  

The Boomers who all worked for the same company for 35 years don’t believe jobs are temporary. They built their personalities around “I gave myself over to this company, and I’ll never retire so I don’t need to worry about finding coverage when I move on.”

I’ve been whistling “Drift Away” all day today, and I’m sort of surprised that’s the melody that stuck with me, but ugh, that feeling of forlornness was always going to get me.  

Who, exactly, are we protecting Canada from? We’ve tried to invade Canada before and the borders didn’t change, and that was like a century before they had the world’s farthest confirmed sniper kill.

If bankers had any damn sense they’d get down on their hands and knees and beg Liz to give them some rules to follow that allowed them to remain fabulously rich without having to hire extra security to keep the pitchfork wielding mobs from dragging them to the guillotines.   “My actual tax rate might jump from 12% to…