“But muh Amendments don’t garantee the right to own dogs!” /s

I’ve been thinking about this. Use tort laws to go after spaces that fail to prevent armed individuals from harming others. Throw a huge premium on homeowners insurance if there’s a gun in the home. Make mass shootings start affecting people’s bottom line and this will go away real quick.

I want a smaller and fatter Iphone with a ton of battery life and an okay camera.  I found my old 3G the other day and it was beautiful, even with never being put in a case.  

Nope, just guns.

The regular editor won’t report on a mass shooting unless Hillary tweets about it.  

I have a coworker who has family in El Paso, and he says they’re scared to go out because Walmarts around the area keep getting threats called in and people are worried about more lunatics shooting people.  I hate how far and how fast we’re falling.  

When the mass shooter in a Kentucky grocery store was accosted by a white concealed carry holder, the shooter told him “Whites don’t shoot whites” and the good guy with a gun said “Oh, we’re good” and put his gun away.

He said he couldn’t go to Poland because he had to monitor the hurricane.  Then he went golfing when he found out it was going to miss Maralago.  

Tim Apple is going to get an angry tweet asking why he didn’t tip off the cops ahead of this mass shooting.

Why would anyone in Texas need to stay inside to avoid a spree-killer?  Don’t they all have guns?  Aren’t they all good guys?  What’s the point in being the most heavily armed state if it can’t stop a weekly mass murder?  

“Heightened regulations” means these clothes won’t pass regulations on flammability or construction materials, do you think, or regulations preventing the use of slavery in their construction?

Hell, maybe let’s try nuking it, see what happens. 

I know plenty of vets that gave “I just couldn’t vote for Hillary after how she mishandled Classified information, I know someone who was busted down/forced out/etc for less than that...” as their reason for not voting or voting Trump. Good thing we have someone who understands he has an absolute authority to leak…

Once again, a different social media site has features and policies that the kinja sites lack, but G/O will talk shit on “twitter allows hate speech” while being flooded with troll accounts screaming slurs and hate speech here. 

Only if the dress is way too long and dragging the floor. 

Right?  “My Groom of the Stool cleans my posterior with the neck of a goose, how can I incorporate a bidet into my servants cleaning duties?”

Right?  “My Groom of the Stool cleans my posterior with the neck of a goose, how can I incorporate a bidet into my…

I remember a story about how aides were all snitching on each other to try and avoid getting fired way back in the Sean Spicer days when they banned all personal cell phones from the White House

Nah, just living out her long time fantasy.

Ugh. I was in a bar a while back and said “I’ll have one more before I go, what have you got local that’s good?” I took their suggestion and ordered their recommendation, they pulled a pint and set in down and front of me, and then told me “by the way, it’s 12% by volume.” Like, were they that worried about losing a…

Joe Biden has managed to downgrade himself from “Obama’s best friend” to “Donald Trump with slightly better taste.” Less ridiculous hair plugs, but the same insistence that he can’t be wrong and the same out of touch “who cares?” approach to his failings. If Biden had been born to a rich slumlord family, do you think…