“Heightened regulations” means these clothes won’t pass regulations on flammability or construction materials, do you think, or regulations preventing the use of slavery in their construction?

Hell, maybe let’s try nuking it, see what happens. 

I know plenty of vets that gave “I just couldn’t vote for Hillary after how she mishandled Classified information, I know someone who was busted down/forced out/etc for less than that...” as their reason for not voting or voting Trump. Good thing we have someone who understands he has an absolute authority to leak…

Once again, a different social media site has features and policies that the kinja sites lack, but G/O will talk shit on “twitter allows hate speech” while being flooded with troll accounts screaming slurs and hate speech here. 

Only if the dress is way too long and dragging the floor. 

Right?  “My Groom of the Stool cleans my posterior with the neck of a goose, how can I incorporate a bidet into my servants cleaning duties?”

Right?  “My Groom of the Stool cleans my posterior with the neck of a goose, how can I incorporate a bidet into my…

I remember a story about how aides were all snitching on each other to try and avoid getting fired way back in the Sean Spicer days when they banned all personal cell phones from the White House

Nah, just living out her long time fantasy.

Ugh. I was in a bar a while back and said “I’ll have one more before I go, what have you got local that’s good?” I took their suggestion and ordered their recommendation, they pulled a pint and set in down and front of me, and then told me “by the way, it’s 12% by volume.” Like, were they that worried about losing a…

Joe Biden has managed to downgrade himself from “Obama’s best friend” to “Donald Trump with slightly better taste.” Less ridiculous hair plugs, but the same insistence that he can’t be wrong and the same out of touch “who cares?” approach to his failings. If Biden had been born to a rich slumlord family, do you think…

I’ve never seen this novelty troll during the week.  They usually only come in on the Friday goodbye post.  

“The robot we built to evaluate things flagged that as racist.” “The robot is being unfair to meeeee!”

You’re giving an awful lot of time and effort to what is pretty obviously a troll.  

Imagine being bored enough to make a targeted account to harass one particular stranger. 

“Have we ever tried printing reader letters in gray ink?”

The last time they tried to censure Steve King, a freshman Democrat said something that was deliberately misinterpreted by all parties and the GOP called for equivalent censuring of the “equally-awful” Democrats.  Republicans are ALWAYS willing to admit “both sides are bad, they’re all the same” because it either…

When did Republicans ever win a popular vote and lose on Electoral College votes?

Okay, I looked up a walkthrough. There’s a section where you have to clear a series of rooms before a bell chimes three times to reach the final boss, and it barricaded me and prevented me from finishing the game. It was such a break from every other Zelda game that I just said to hell with it and never finished. All…

I got to stay up late to watch this, and I was excited that Bill Clinton wore the same timex watch as me. 

The radio was talking about this conspiracy the other day, and how even if they ever did find someone who was a likely suspect in this case, they’d never secure a conviction because the defendant could always use “President Trump said the victim was killed by space aliens, have you investigated space aliens?” as a…