When did Republicans ever win a popular vote and lose on Electoral College votes?

Okay, I looked up a walkthrough. There’s a section where you have to clear a series of rooms before a bell chimes three times to reach the final boss, and it barricaded me and prevented me from finishing the game. It was such a break from every other Zelda game that I just said to hell with it and never finished. All…

I got to stay up late to watch this, and I was excited that Bill Clinton wore the same timex watch as me. 

The radio was talking about this conspiracy the other day, and how even if they ever did find someone who was a likely suspect in this case, they’d never secure a conviction because the defendant could always use “President Trump said the victim was killed by space aliens, have you investigated space aliens?” as a…

A thief thinks everyone steals, and a troll thinks everyone else has a half-dozen burner accounts at the ready for a targeted harassment campaign. 

We need to get a commercial in rotation on Fox News where Slim Pickins rides a bomb down at the end of Dr Strangelove, so Donnie will want to ride a bomb down like a real man.

I sort of believe they tell him they’ve secretly nuked ISIS, but he can’t tell anyone and it leads to outbursts like this. 

He has never been the smartest person in the room. If he’s alone in a room that has a clock he’s not the smartest person in the room. 

It certainly seems like some of the more dedicated trolls are just here to grind an axe rather than as part of a targeted campaign now, doesn’t it?

Trump will meet her under the jizz-stained portrait of Andrew Jackson he loves so much.  

So, voting privileges or not, they just want a delegate there to support an impeachment, right?

Look, no one is stopping you.  

Conservatives really, really don’t understand how reasonable people think. “So and so did something terrible, so you have to defend it and that makes you terrible, too!” Like, hey, if Bill Clinton was raping kids with Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump, I want all of them to face justice. If a journalist for WaPo or NYT…

That looks exactly like ad material for his Apprentice TV show.  Someone told him it made him look like a real wheeler-dealer business master when he poses like that, so now he poses like that whenever possible. 

“At least a dozen countries from the G7 told me they want Russia to be part of the G7 again!”

The lesson Republicans are taking away from Trump isn’t just “we can say whatever we want now,” it’s also “any long-shot joke candidate can get lucky and win big!”

I suppose it’s to show where Link is in reference to the ground. The “top-down” angle is more like 60 degrees, and it’d be tough to line up your jumps if you didn’t know how high you were jumping or where you were in relation to the floor. 

I think this is the one I never finished the final dungeon because there was a timer to get through a mini boss that stopped me dead every time. It was a really fun game and suddenly lit gives you a completely artificial restriction out of the blue at the end of the game.

They’re in Slap Shot together, too. I think they probably liked working together and Strother Martin gets cast as the irritating guy in authority pretty well. 

“It’s just water that I had inside my mouth and throat, my dude. Why are you getting all mad that I spat on you?”