Maybe he’s sticking around to murder you. 

You can’t possibly be dumb enough to believe that, or you would have accidentally killed yourself already. 

Maybe if he was a white former cop. They burned Chris Dorner alive, and still found his third wallet on his charred corpse. 

Yeah, go meet Jesus today, man, you’ve got the guns, right?  Kill yourself for us. 

Donj is the Fredo, but in a family of Fredos.  

It’s not enough for them to say “I disagree with you,” he has to say “not only am I right, but you’re wrong about everything you think you know and how dare you question my superior knowledge.”

He eats reindeer specifically because Santa’s reindeer bring children joy, and he’s willing to choke down anything if it makes a child cry. 

It is amusing to me that every post has a half-dozen burners and sock puppets trolling, and they still don’t have more than one star apiece.  

See, maybe we shouldn’t have torn down all of those statues of Joe Stalin we had up across America, now people don’t know anything about how bad Soviet Era Communism was!

Swatting SHOULD be changed like an attempted murder, but that would require prosecutors to make the case that a person generally believes the police would thoughtlessly murder someone, so it gets charged as a nuisance matter of “wasting resources” instead.

If we’re picking who we want to live here, I’d say you can fuck right off.  

I saw a documentary about a clandestine operations unit (called the IMF, I think?) that made me think stuff like this happens all the time. At least once every few years, way more often than you would expect. 

So maybe a kid isn’t old enough to purchase his own handguns.  Don’t you feel better knowing his mother is able to loan him an Arsenal?

Footage of Steve Scalise:

What if they had blocked an ambulance!? They didn’t, but WHAT IF?!??!

It’s cool until Gozer the Gozerian shows up to deal with the psychic aftermath.

He picked a jokey screen name based on the guy who started the Salem Witch Trials. Dude’s got allllll sorts of issues.

Politico has a story that, since lots of people are giving the side-eye to this “suicide” of a millionaire/billionaire with blackmail material on a wide swath of wealthy and powerful people, “conspiracy theories have entered the mainstream” now, as if Fox hasn’t been repeating Pizzagate/Seth Rich/Vince Foster/Q Anon…

Trump doesn’t have the attention span to devote to an 85 minute movie. He’d see the first ten minutes of setup and complain there was no nudity or violence and wander off. 

The more involved Trump is with something, the more likely that thing is to go out of business. I hope he keeps talking up the NRA and bringing his shit-Midas touch to it.