Not any more they don’t. Trump fired them after like 6 months. 

They have an AR15 bolted onto the back of the bike. Not, like, Batmanor James Bond machine guns mounted to the front fenders to shoot while they are driving.

“It’s important that we don’t say his name or make this about the shooter, because that would just give him the attention he craved! It’s really, really important, everybody, that we don’t say his name or look into who he was associating with online!”

Shit, that means there’s another reactionary rich asshole making money by spreading lies and hate.  

Do you have some sort of reason for trying to send clicks to a Rupert Murdoch trash site like the Daily Mail? My suggested sites queue is screwed up enough, now the algorithm’s going to offer me all sorts of inane rightwing trash.

She went on a demented rant about undesirables failing to assimilate at an event celebrating Mormon pioneers who fled from America to the wastelands of the American Southwest because they refused to assimilate.

I have been grossed out by that picture of roaches since it started showing up in the sidebar yesterday, and you had to go and make it worse. You know when he drops dead roaches are going to run out from inside his clothes, right?

“…So I’m not going to accuse any specific person of any specific crime, I just want there to be a fair process to get there.”

He didn’t interact with any of his other sons until they were in college. He took a special interest in Ivanka because he’s been molesting her for 30+ years. 

Trump didn’t know he was President of Puerto Rico, and talked shit about how bad their President must be after Hurricane Maria.

Since there are already conversations mentioning Gone With The Wind, it’s worth pointing out that it also had multiple releases over a ridiculously long theater run, but they still calculate that it sold enough tickets to arguably claim that everyone in the country had seen it.

Sort of the way cellphone footage of cops shooting unarmed black people keeps turning up: it’s always been this bad because they’re all like that. 

How would you stop the cops from shooting at it?  

I dunno, once someone starts telling “White girls stealing” stories all logic and accountability goes out the window.

“I did it, but the rules shouldn’t apply to me,” basically.

I’m going to pass on my grandfather’s advice that you only need two hats. One to take a shit in, and another one to cover it up.

I’m going to pass on my grandfather’s advice that you only need two hats. One to take a shit in, and another one to…

If donation limits stop being capped once the money is already in the system, what would stop, say, Monsanto from getting a bunch of signatures to put themselves on a ballot and then just using transferring “campaign funds” from their self-funded campaign to actual candidates?

I assume none of them speak Spanish and they thought it said “45 is a titan!” in Latin or some dumb shit like that.

Really?

Goddamnit, Pence is from Indiana, the Hydrox cookie to Illinois’s Oreo.