I’m going to pass on my grandfather’s advice that you only need two hats. One to take a shit in, and another one to cover it up.
I’m going to pass on my grandfather’s advice that you only need two hats. One to take a shit in, and another one to…
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If donation limits stop being capped once the money is already in the system, what would stop, say, Monsanto from getting a bunch of signatures to put themselves on a ballot and then just using transferring “campaign funds” from their self-funded campaign to actual candidates?
I assume none of them speak Spanish and they thought it said “45 is a titan!” in Latin or some dumb shit like that.
Really?
Goddamnit, Pence is from Indiana, the Hydrox cookie to Illinois’s Oreo.
I started the Gym Jordan clip just to see if he was wearing a suit. He’s not, because it’s his thing to only wear a shirt. I thought the House had a pretty strict dress code that required members to wear a jacket. Various Democratic women were in violation by wearing head scarves or women’s business attire, and this…
What’s the opinion based on, other than “we don’t want to”?
I have a boss who made a big deal last week about how the Constitution is for citizens, when we looked up the text of the Fifth Amendment we saw that it grants rights to “persons.” Anyone under the jurisdiction of America gets due process, because if they just arrested you how would you ever prove you were a citizen…
I would like to see a tv show where someone crawls through an air duct and keeps snagging and cutting themselves on all the self-tapping screws and shit we have in our HVAC ducts. Military shows and movies are the worst for this, to the point where we were being told “they aren’t legally allowed to depict a uniform…
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Somebody had a theory that he sits on the edge of chairs like that because he has something wrong with his testicles, but he doesn’t sit like that at his desk. I think Trump sits so far forward because if he sits back in his chair like a normal person he’ll have to do that fat old guy shuffle trying to hoist himself…
How. Any main characters in this again? Is there some thematic significance to a four-faceted snowflake?
I can’t find the Grant Morrison interview where he explains that children know dragons aren’t real, but adults have huge problems with things like wingspan surface area and thrust to weight ratios because they forget that dragons aren’t real and need to apply physics to imaginary things.
We have a training director like that who got hired on in his late 50s, came from a military and government background with the double-dip pension, and he just does the absolute bare minimum. He’s in his early 60s now but he just keeps collecting a check and coasting along all Boomerly, wondering why they’ve cut the…
I don’t know if my posts show up here, but I’ll try anyway. My thinking on the matter is that cops ought to be issued revolvers rather than 18 round auto-loaders. The most commonly issued department firearms hold 15+ rounds with 2 spare magazines, and cops start thinking “I might have to shoot 45 or 50 times.” A…
When PIE first showed up he would spam every single comment in a thread with a wall of text and links to rightwing nutjob sites. I think he decided it was more “worthwhile” to just make burner accounts to harass users instead.
I hate the little hand gesture/aside “It’s an interesting question.” thing he does like he’s dropping secret knowledge. He’s the only one who’s figured out the straws are made of the same material as all of the other crap he eats. He’s a typical Boomer shithead who has all the answers whether he’s heard the question…
“Our readers are highly involved and jump straight to the comments! Some of them even create multiple accounts to maintain involvement and generate discussion!”
Is that why the tab titles and the headlines never match?
Either management doesn’t want them to have post titles that would distract from the kinjadeals posts, or they’re protesting or something. There’s probably some behind the scenes reason that they won’t leak, even though they have the worst commenting system that would allow for an anonymous post explaining this shit.