How. Any main characters in this again?  Is there some thematic significance to a four-faceted snowflake?

I can’t find the Grant Morrison interview where he explains that children know dragons aren’t real, but adults have huge problems with things like wingspan surface area and thrust to weight ratios because they forget that dragons aren’t real and need to apply physics to imaginary things.

We have a training director like that who got hired on in his late 50s, came from a military and government background with the double-dip pension, and he just does the absolute bare minimum. He’s in his early 60s now but he just keeps collecting a check and coasting along all Boomerly, wondering why they’ve cut the…

I don’t know if my posts show up here, but I’ll try anyway. My thinking on the matter is that cops ought to be issued revolvers rather than 18 round auto-loaders. The most commonly issued department firearms hold 15+ rounds with 2 spare magazines, and cops start thinking “I might have to shoot 45 or 50 times.” A…

When PIE first showed up he would spam every single comment in a thread with a wall of text and links to rightwing nutjob sites.  I think he decided it was more “worthwhile” to just make burner accounts to harass users instead.

I hate the little hand gesture/aside “It’s an interesting question.” thing he does like he’s dropping secret knowledge. He’s the only one who’s figured out the straws are made of the same material as all of the other crap he eats.  He’s a typical Boomer shithead who has all the answers whether he’s heard the question…

“Our readers are highly involved and jump straight to the comments!  Some of them even create multiple accounts to maintain involvement and generate discussion!”

Is that why the tab titles and the headlines never match?  

Either management doesn’t want them to have post titles that would distract from the kinjadeals posts, or they’re protesting or something. There’s probably some behind the scenes reason that they won’t leak, even though they have the worst commenting system that would allow for an anonymous post explaining this shit. 

“If you tell your viewers to tune in to Fox News we have some great stuff on there.”

I’ve been wondering if “titled posts” don’t command more expensive ad rate or something, or if they have a policy as to what can have a title and what is just a blurb.  Something like “you’re expected to post X number of articles per week, but don’t title anything less than 1000 words.”

The shits whining about “illegals” think their personal friend Donald Trump is going to arrest all the people they don’t like.

Just imagine a boot stomping on a face forever.  You don’t really need to get into specifics. 

That’s exactly how a cult works. It teaches members to distrust outsiders, to reject contrary opinions, and it pulls them in deeper and deeper. Congrats on coming back, man. 

Photo ops at the White House used to feature a President who didn’t whine about having to stand up, and didn’t worry about how fat or rumpled he looked if he wasn’t hiding behind the Resolute Desk. 

They aren’t shouting for Bernie to go back where they came from, but they’ll run their “Jews run the world” conspiracy theories in campaign ads and smear campaigns. 

Chrome keeps suggesting I click on rightwing trash about “ICE Bae,” though, so “fine people on both sides” I suppose. Defund that shit and blacklist the whole fucking service.

Okay, so the Senate Republicans will acquit Trump in 2019/early 2020. 20 Republican Senators have to run a re-election campaign, and they have to defend “laws don’t apply to Trump” in their campaigns.  Make them run as the party of a racist rapist impeached President who’s getting bullied by the women in the House. 

You’ve done more investigating and put more effort into this story than Paul did. 

The Daniel Craig movie changed the card game between Le Chiffre and Bond from baccarat to Texas Hold-Em because they thought more people knew the rules of poker and it was popular at the time the movie came out. But as far as famous bridge playing scenes go, the only one that comes to mind is the scene with Drax from…