He’s a tulpa, created from all the fans mad about Greg Popovich dissing Trump.

Mick Mulvaney isn’t already Acting Labor Secretary?

If it’s that troll who posts the same picture as an avatar and a similar name, emails the tips@splinternews.com tip line or one of the writers who has an email in their bio and send them a link to the impersonators account. They are okay about nuking impersonators. 

These are the geniuses who threw tariffs on solar panels, killing a few million solar jobs, to save the 50,000 mole people in the country who still work in the coal industry.  

Is The View off this week?

A lot of people approach this like a team sport where they root for their side regardless of the facts  I see it a lot more on the conservative side, but I’ve got a Bernie bro coworker who’s a lot of talk but not a lot of history or policy.  I’m loyal to no one, so I wouldn’t mind one of “our side” going to jail if he…

He already passed a rigorous mental health test that proved he knows what day it is, how to tell time on an old fashion clock, and successfully named a picture of a cat, a horse, and an ugly dog thing.

Nah, he was forced to close his Trump charity by the NYC attorney general, wasn’t he?

Dual Income, No Kids donors?

Make sure you forge some birth announcements and insert them into an old library microfiche, and for every library that archived that newspaper.

Somebody did that to me, and emailing one of the writers directly with a link to the fake account got it squashed pretty quickly. I don’t think anyone looks at the flagged comment pile.

United States Women’s Mutant Ninja Turtles. 

Graphic?  This looks like it was done in colored pencil by someone who’s total exposure to American culture was syndicated overseas television. 

I assume they saw the red hat and the American flags and thought “our shiteating Republican audience loves that shit, these are our people!”

That would be impressive if it was just a log they found and drew a face on.The fact that some amount of effort went into this, and stopped there...

I look forward to Dershowitz complaining that, because of his protective custody, no one sits with him at dinner in the prison cafeteria. 

I haven’t seen anything in there that was actual news, just a summary of “yep, we all know he’s a shitshow.”  The fact that they leaked is a much more interesting story.

Boy, I’ve got some bad news for you about about Brian Singer then...

I am the real scottmill, though I did briefly have a short-lived impersonator that used the same display name. That person seems to be impersonating cgo2370 right now, though.

The military has a similar problem with servicemembers posting harassment or hazing over Facebook, and commands have a policy of burning everyone they catch posting crap like this because it reflects badly on the service. But I think the CPB is desperate enough for bodies to fill their missed recruitment goals that…