Dammit, if I have to start buying physical copies of pornography again because Trump started a cyberwar...

I think Splinter/Gawker probably has some shithead senior people who think it’s a good joke to promote trolling because they think it drives discussion and they don’t plan on getting better jobs anyway. 

Ooh, sorry, but you’ve read and participated in the comment section. That’s a hard disqualifier for working here.

The Russian troll has posted a half dozen comments already, but all of its comments are super-pleased with the state of moderating here that lets trolls run wild. Everyone who got grayed and stayed gray tends to complain about the absolutely piss-poor job Get Out Media does with promoting users who would be booted…

Trump apparently did the math and made some 6th dimensional calculations to decide to tweet out a threat a week ahead of the stormtrooper raids this time.

Dismiss your kosh troll. He’s apparently fine with concentration camps as long as no one is intentionally killed in them. 

*conveniently ignores the fact that Obama started counting “turned away at the border as a deportation” so he could bolster his “not-weak on immigration” credibility with the hateful monsters in the GOP.  Funny how that never worked. 

I thought it was weird they were both window seats, but I bet famous people/politicians don’t sit on the aisle where anyone can approach them.

Yes, if you’re looking backwards they are both right of center. 

I’d like to think that the people who run schemes like this are greedy enough that their compulsions self-destruct when they overreach, but I’m sure there are at least a handful of people who can control themselves to sustain something like this. 

One of the writers (Sophie?) linked to an old article from 2012 last week that autopsied Mitt Romney’s campaign, and delved into the history of con-men trawling through Barry Goldwater’s donor records to compile a list of gullible people who were willing to part with money over stupid things.

Cue the regular monsters insisting that fraud is protected free speech and that everyone else is just jealous of how smart this scheme is.  It’s weird how “being a horrible person” seems to be a political position now. 

As horrific as the description of the rape was, “thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain —” is marvelous shade that seems designed of elicit a confession from our idiot President. “It wasn’t even half, I just put the tip in!”

Sanders was the idea man calling for milkshake machines in the classroom and a car that goes 300 miles per hour, but he hasn’t exactly come up with any plans on how he’s going to make any of that possible. He’s only slightly less loopy than Biden’s “we will cure cancer 2020 to 2024”promise. 

Splinter fucking delights in seeing Nazis de-platformed from Twitter and Instagram or wherever for things like making multiple accounts, targeted harassment, manipulating the feedback system, but then they tolerate all of that behavior here, like they think if they put up with the trolls one of the trolls will tell…

He’s probably pouting because the aliens haven’t sent him any beautiful letters. 

His campaign/administration came into office with a DJT100 initiative that aimed to top W’s 92% (post-9/11) approval rating because they believed once everyone saw how great Trump was, 100% of the population would support him.  Trump really thought he’d be universally loved as the great savior. 

See, why is “ghosts” never on the list? Why jump straight to aliens when it might just be a high-altitude ghost? Maybe somebody died in an airplane and got stuck haunting that little patch of sky. /s

See, you didn’t tell him to fuck off and he immediately posted another half-dozen shits in this article’s comment section.

Shut the fuck up, tomato. Go jump off a roof.