He was a perv, but he was also a manager at a coal plant.  He was only “undecided” so he’d get a chance to ask a stupid question. 

Do you think Fred Trump abused him? Like, I’m sure Fed Trump beat lil’ Donnie, but do you think there was weird sex stuff, too?

If I was one of the top lawyers in the country I wouldn’t be taking legal advice from Donald Fucking Trump. 

That strikes me as “someone got stuck in traffic or took a wrong turn, so we made a rule to stop that from happening again.”  Every stupid policy at every job I’ve ever had was an overreaction to something that happened one time a while ago that is still affecting the daily routine. 

I do not. I usually not big on supplemental stuff.   Always kind of resented the Lord of the Rings books relying on a bunch of unpublished materials to explain ancient history and motivations. 

See, that’s a disappointment. If the story is “A Song of Ice and Fire” and it has a bunch of large-scale concepts at work in the background I’m going to hope for a big picture revelation about what’s going on. I want to know why the world is the way it is, why magic seems to wax and wane, and what’s behind the cosmic…

I get that it’s a secret and Jon’s continued existence under King Robert’s rule depends on no one knowing Jon’s true parentage, but I don’t understand why it’s such a secret after Robert dies.  

Baracka is maybe the most effective Republican troll here.  

I’ve read the books and I’ve seen through season 6, and the only thing I care about is getting an explanation for the weird weather and the cycle of magic waxing and waning.  I assume no one explained why the seasons are all screwed up?

I mean, everyone in that Astros play is attempting to do the right thing.  They collide into each other and they botch the throw, but geez, they didn’t neglect to tag or forget where the runners were.  

Eh, Gym Jordan is perfectly capable of ignoring reports of criminal activity. 

I bet a plurality of St Petersburg wakes up still drunk.

Holy shit, he’s all over Deadspin and AV/Club with this crap.  If he’s trying to demonstrate that kinja needs actual moderators, he’s not doing the worst job of it. 

It used to be that private schools were privately funded, and if they met accreditation standards then they were fine. But rich and/or religious assholes eventually realized that their long-term project to just get rid of the Department of Education wasn’t working, so they shifted to the current scam of saying “Well I…

His username is “animebuff,” I wonder if he’s the Based Loli pedophile/troll who was harassing people here a month or two ago. 

Odds that Trump gets confused and angry about all of her “tear down these walls” talk?

Frank Miller has a bad take on Superman, but Zack Snyder doesn’t even understand that, he just likes seeing Superman wreck stuff. Zack Snyder is who they make those blood dripping Affliction Superman T shirts for, Frank Miller is the guy who realizes “people would buy that crap.”

I have a problem with baby Kal-El’s first impression of Earth and his adoptive father being “This is not a hostile,” but then of course Frank Miller is going to Frank Miller it. 

Just about every Mark Waid story I’ve ever read has one moment somewhere in it that has stuck with me as “wow, that’s the image in my mind that sticks when I think about this story.” Birthright has Superman holding a baby and using a giant Superman logo as a shield (and Luthor immediately cursing because he realizes…

Is that why Kanye went full MAGA?  He’s just grateful about all the Republicans rushing to defend his honor after Obama called him a jackass?