I had never heard his voice and assumed I was just imagining that it’d be a whiny voice out of spite.  I guess I was wrong. Kermit the Frog sounds more manly than this guy, this guy sounds like he ought to be working in Santa’s workshop. 

Go ahead and stick your whole face into that lawnmower for us, okay?  No one “takes pleasure in killing fetuses.”

“I’m gonna buy a ticket and tear it up right in front of them! That’ll show ‘em!”

I would have stopped halfway through, but I kept watching to see if we’d see him drunkenly restacking the boxes. 

Stop trying to reason with tomatoface, he’s trolling here.

No, it’s still @Jack who will be passing along any declarations of war and instructions to our military leadership, made over the most public possible format.

Oh, no, no one in my family would be able to get an abortion in this dystopia.  But historically, wealth has opened a lot of doors that poorer women don’t have access to.  Middle class women would probably have to resort to traveling to Canada or Mexico, whereas wealthy women can get treated by private doctors in…

Only for wealthy white women.  Abortion was always available for upstanding rich folks, it’s everybody else who needs to be forced into giving birth/dying of sepsis/etc.  

I can’t imagine being proud of “I was always picked first in dodgeball in middle school!”  Do you have no other accomplishments to brag about since then?

That’s tomato. 

He only comes here to stir up shit and trash Democrats, while praising non-Democrat Bernie at every opportunity.  He really only wants to start fights, but he whines if anyone calls him out. 

Cap shares that shield around, too.  It’s cool to see little scenes in Age of Ultron or Civil War where he tosses the shield over to Black Widow or Bucky because they need it for a moment.  He’s not selfish with it.  (I also love that in the start of Civil War, Falcon and Scarlet Witch both use their wings or magic as…

I love the ambiguity of “Is Thor calling for the hammer? NOPE!” but I also really want to see Cap just matter of factly striding up to the hammer and grabbing it up with no hesitation. No doubt, no wondering, just Steve Rogers seeing Thanos and deciding “I’m going to take this magic hammer and smash that bastard’s…

Iron Man 2 has Tony drunkenly demonstrating that he can piss in the suit, and claiming there’s a filtration system to recycle the urine into water. But he’s always wearing regular clothes under the suit and we don’t see him walking around with piss stains, so either the suit also launders his pants or there’s a little…

Yeah, it’s not like some asshole shot a couple hundred people in Vegas with his personal arsenal back two Octobers ago.

Until they install a podium in the residence’s master bathroom or put a toilet in the briefing room, I’m sure that kicking Dummy off of Twitter would curb most of his inanity. 

In case you... don’t... drink more than one beer that day? I’m confused about why you would carry around one beer long enough for it to get warm, or why anyone would drink one beer.

In case you... don’t... drink more than one beer that day? I’m confused about why you would carry around one beer…

You should really stop posting dumb things under Baracka’s name.  People are going to think he’s a stupid asshole if you keep impersonating him.

I hope the real Baracka poster gets this rant from you taken down, imposter.

He already dismissed everybody who told him he gets flagged more than anyone.