The Trumps decrying “any organization that deceptively uses the President’s name, likeness, trademarks or branding and confuses voters” is kind of a self-own, isn’t it?

Would you take your dishes down to the basement to wash them?  

I have a dishwasher, but my good pans still get washed by hand.  No dishwasher means slightly more time washing dishes.  No washer/dryer means spending extra money/time/etc trying to fulfill a basic necessity.  

I thought kinja was being shitty again and mixing up post titles.  

Trump assumes Putin won’t fuck him in the 2020 election just to sow chaos in the US. I don’t know how we trust anyone with anything until we impeach Trump and then start making big structural changes to codify some of the norms that we’ve always relied on. 

My sister teaches, and i believe her district gives her the option to spread her pay across 12 months or take it all during the school year. I believe she gets paid in the summer just to keep a steady income.

Everybody thinks Republicans are missing the investment opportunities by not addressing this crisis, but imagine the money to be made from the new Atlanta harbor. 

Shut the fuck up, tomato. No one else wonders what hidden message the anti-media neo-Nazi flyers are trying to convey. 

Some of the best people and all of the worst people I know are people I met in the military.

faaiodeoiad, tell me, what IS a plethora?

The thing is, I absolutely served alongside guys who would do this. Good luck maintaining order and discipline when “MAGA!” is the new viable court-martial defense.

Originally it was probably because they nationalized their oil reserves, but now it’s because they’re the guys that Daddy always said were bad guys.

Trump didn’t really get to start any wars during his first half-term, so those two years shouldn’t count.  

It’s not enough to have a hunting rifle locked up in the closet, or a pistol in a safe. To demonstrate how fervently you believe in owning the libs, you have to openly carry a firearm with you everywhere you go at all times. 

Is she saying “toters” and “toting” a lot, or is it just me?  

The cruelty is always the point. 

What is this meltdown in reference to, exactly? Not being allowed to tweet under her own name? People saying she’s a nut?

We can always impeach him after the election if he ekes out another “won with fewer votes” scenario. His crimes aren’t going away. Try ousting him with elections, and the try listing him with impeachment, and if neither of those nonviolent solutions work then try it with violence (cue obese and elderly insane trolls…

Isn’t “born in prison” exactly Bane’s origin story? Remember the simpler times of the early 90s, when shit like this was only (acknowledged as) happening in fictional South American tyrannies?

Even fucking Archer would consider this baby-town frolics.