Trump threw a tantrum when Hope Hicks said she lied for the President, and she was young and pretty and almost his daughter. There’s no way she goes but Suckabee stays for the same thing. 

Rush looks fatter when they’re walking, but he knows how to pose for a picture To make it look flattering. Trump just stands there like a toddler filling a diaper and looks like a huge lump.  

Trump found out that if you stand next to someone fatter it makes you look good by comparison.  So naturally he found an obese, drug-addled pedophile to stand next to. 

Call Paul Ryan to testify that he received intel from the Obama White House detailing the scope of this foreign interference. Call McConnell before the House committees, too. 

I mean, we could fire the guys with 7 and 8 figure salaries right at the start and then start trying to worry about how the five and six figure employees are costing companies.  

The best idea I’ve heard is to just lower the eligibility age for Medicare by a few years every year. Expand Medicare by loosening up eligibility requirements for age/income over the course of ten or fifteen years to transition as smoothly as possible until everyone is being covered by Medicare.

I feel like we JUST wrote off coal miners as stupid hill-people who vote against their interests, and now we want to lay off HMO workers with the promise that some of them might get administrator jobs for Medicare?

Do you really think Kanye believes in germs? He doesn’t wash his hands, man. There are no towels anywhere, either.

“Perpetual victim and American Nazi, Laura Ingraham demands apology” is one of those headlines you could run after every show. This is the sort of typical fascist behavior you expect from Fox now.  

I’ve argued with him before, but he sees through your bullshit.

Didn’t Trump have a tantrum/screaming fit about Hope Hicks admitting she lies on behalf of Trump? He didn’t put up with crap like this from a long-time employee/friend of Ivanka/fuckable daughter-substitute, why would he put up with it from Suckabee?

Without going hard into the polling data, my impression is that it increased Democratic turnout, but it boiled down and concentrated hardcore Republican cult members into “Republican right or wrong” lines. 

I’m still in the grays, but the IRA account who only shows up to tell people “us real liberals should just stay home” is an approved commenter who posts in every thread. 

Gotta love the dedicated trolls, spamming every single comment with “you guyz are FREAKING OUT! You guys are so worried, this didn’t work out for you!” If they think this is “winning” then it’s no wonder they get tired of winning. 

Nah, he got picked for the same reason Dan Quayle got picked. O one wants him as POTUS so he should make everyone think twice about impeachment.

You say Pence would be effective, but he only took the job as Trump’s VP because he was going to get stomped in his re-election race as governor of fucking Indians, and the registration deadline for the IN race forced Trump to pick him and then immediately regret it. Pence is not a charismatic, intelligent, or…

He can’t spell his name, so I’m guessing some homophobic pun on the word “butt” and then Sarah Sanders saying “we’ll its a confusing name, and Mayor Buttboy has chosen to live in sin so I don’t think the President has anything to apologize for.”

Every day I wish Donald Trump was dead, but even more than that I hope he outlives Ivanka.

Michelle Obama already got them to stop drinking water and eating vegetables. 

Ryan Zinke is a geologist the same way Buster Bluth is a cartographer.