Exactly what “rights” are you securing for people with your guns, Mike?  Have you shot a lot of local and federal officials to protect us?  

A third of the comments are already from the -ahem- “professional commenter” ranting about how super-liberal he is and that’s why everyone should have access to neo-Nazi terrorist manifestos.

Dude. Just fuck off. The NZ government’s not hiding secret wisdom of a murderous 4chan troll.  The government’s not abusing its authority by stopping terrorists from inciting violence. No one is buying your act. 

Might wanna add that weigh01 troll to your list...

Are you referring to white supremacist terrorists, which New Zealand is taking steps to deal with, or Donald Trump’s “I don’t see a problem with white supremacists killing people?”

Yes!  I couldn’t remember his name for the life of me. 

Wasn’t Gone With the Wind re-released multiple times?  I thought it was also in theaters much, much more than most movies of the time. Still, someone had the figures and calculated hat they sold enough tickets that everyone in the country could have seen it. 

William Shatner being a jerk isn’t really much of a surprise at this point. Dean Cain followed up his Superman gig playing Scott Peterson in a Lifetime movie about killing his pregnant wife, Laci Peterson. I figured out he was a short little shithead a long time ago.

Jesus. I remember a long-time poster from way back on Gawker/Jezebel who was well-liked and usually had pretty decent takes, but every once in a while it would slip out of him that “I own my wife” or “I’m training my daughter not to do that” or some shit. It’s weird how that undercurrent of “women aren’t people” or…

They threw out their low-level guys that they were done with, and everyone else walked. Sort of the way the guys who caused the financial crisis walked.

He’s already been implicated in financial crimes.  He’s Individual #1 in Cohen’s indictment.  He has the same unindicted co-conspirator status Richard Nixon had.  

You know how it eventually came out, several decades later, that Richard Nixon’s campaign had illegally interfered in the Paris Peace talks to prolong the Vietnam war and influence the election? And how it eventually came out, decades later, that Ronald Reagan’s campaign had illegally interfered with the Iranian…

Don Blankenship, the billionaire coal mine owner who went to prison for willfully and repeatedly neglecting safety inspections, got support from coal miners in West Virginia when he ran for Senate. I remember a TV interview with some yokel saying he supported Blankenship and being asked “What would you say to the…

I think you’ve found a way to call yourself an asshole that makes you feel blameless and special. I think you probably believe that nothing is ever really your fault.

My takeaway from Steve’s King story is that shiftless, lazy Iowans are in the middle of a disaster and they’re just hanging around the house with their shoes off. 

I think you posted your Republican-mass-shooting.gif by mistake. 

The damndest thing is, ol’ Tucker stopped wearing his bow tie around the same time Doctor Who blew up in popularity and Matt Smith became internationally famous while wearing a bow tie.  But nope, people tell Tuck to go fuck himself, and it’s probably because they don’t like his clothes. 

“I am dead inside due to the missing pieces of my psyche, so I choose to believe that is not important.”

Somebody had a radio thing a few weeks back speculating on how small-dollar recurring donations would keep candidates in the race longer than in years past when it was slightly harder to support a candidate. Just making enough $5 weekly donations might keep some people in the race because it’s less convenient to…

I can promise you Joe is running on the “expect no changes”platform whether he runs one term or two.  The only thing that seems weird about a Bartlett oath is the “I’ll be an immediate lame duck” promise.