I assume it means “knows we did crimes and needs to be kept on the payroll.”  Duties include doing one televised interview commercial for Ivanka and just generally acting insane when the WH needs a distraction. 

I understand Barrron to be a master hacker.  Is this not correct?

Man is it hard to not dehumanize these idiots when they seem to fit exactly into the caricatures you’d expect them to. 

So, is he going to evacuate the border states since they’re the site of a real emergency?  I imagine it’d speed up the eminent domain seizures if he’s shoved everyone living along the border into a cattle car and shipped them off to Kansas. 

As long as we’re declaring national emergencies...

It makes sense that there would be fundraising requirements, but $65k from 200 donors means EVERYONE will have to get a bunch of backers giving them 3 or 4 hundred apiece? That’s going to knock out anyone who speaks for the working class right from the jump

Let’s start a twitter campaign calling for his resignation on the grounds he’s not healthy enough to be President. He can’t even work more than a few hours each day!

Barr believes the United States should drastically increase our incarceration rate. Dude was naming people to receive pardons for the Iran Contra treason and dude supported coups in South America.  He might just want to throw in with a trump so he can enjoy being cartoonishly evil one last time. 

I doubt the Iran Contra cover-upper is going to help us out on the Mueller report, man. 

So, do you think English doctors are all slaves, or did you not read the part of the article about how every other country in the world managed to figure this out a couple generations faster than the bestest, freedomest country in the world?

Rand Paul, you’re going to get tackled again if you keep talking like that. 

Yeah, and it seems like the anti-Muslim trolls are also on the immigration articles, too. Imagine living in constant fear and being perpetually outraged, and channeling that into complaining about delicate snowflakes and outrage culture, all without any sense of irony or self awareness. 

Trump looks like he has the motor skills of a toddler.

No, not the latest purge, I’m talking about the reason they went to a tiered comment system in the first place. There didn’t used to be approved black and gray unapproved comments. Everyone just posted like they do on every other website. But trolls started flooding the comments with hate speech, pictures of mutilated…

But it’s driving clicks and discussion, right?  GMG has this many trolls because they don’t dare turn people away. Even the whole gray/black poster split was created because people were posting gore and Gawker didn’t want to ban people from posting, they just hoped enough people would ignore it that they didn’t have…

I can certainly understand an imbecile’s wish that none of these horrors were real. “No one would really do that, we wouldn’t let that happen, it can’t be true” is an understandable response to 20 children being gunned down by a lunatic. But nutjobs will create insane and implausible stories to continue to believe…

He’s a dumbass for thinking (along with everything else he posts about) that “not getting to buy an assault rifle” is the same as Jim Crow.

It specifically mentions a well-regulated militia. The sort of thing that would require training, and background checks, and not letting criminals join... “Those things cost money, so it’s not allowed!” Dumbasses know not to go to their gun store and demand a free gun, but they never go bitch that Ruger is denying…

The Second Amendment specifically cites a need for a well-regulated militia, but registration, training, or background checks aren’t considered “Constitutional” regulations because none of the people trolling here are healthy or sane en0ugh to pass training and a criminal background check.

Gee, it’s almost like the text of the Second Amendment specifically mentions a well-regulated militia in relation to bearing arms.