I fully expect the Republican Party of the 2030s, if it exists, to deny that Trump ever existed and blame President Hillary Clinton for this whole mess.

They’re going to lose the Senate in 2020 anyway. They might as well write off the Trump re-election and try to save themselves by pretending to be the adults in the room. 

Who’s the dumb-dumb whomwas here last week claiming “they can just hire contractors to come in and do whatever work isn’t getting done during the shutdown!” and everyone asked “how would the contractors get paid?”

I know when a multimillionaire lectures me about how I’m causing all of the problems in his company, I tell myself “it’s not worth it, you’d probably only get one bite or so if we ate him.”

Think they’ll release this pinhead’s mugshot?

I mean, the workers not getting paid are only a small sliver of the economy.  Do you suppose Wilbur thinks he would miss a small sliver of his head?

“Oh, death panels increase profitability? I guess we could let these corporations run death panels if it means shareholders are happy. Why, your retirement account probably depends on letting seniors die of treatable conditions!”

I dunno. I really liked this site and a lot of the commenters up until it fucking flooded with trolls in the past six months. Then I got purged and I’m stuck reading absolutely vile shit from new throwaways trying to see if people I like reading comments from have stuck around.

Pfft. If those bank customers were willing to enter a gun-free zone, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let ‘em die! If they don’t have a gun with them at all times they deserve to get shot!

It’s $6 billion in wages that are going to be paid out in back pay for the month where no work was done. It’s money that is usually budgeted, it just isn’t going to buy anything for this month. Imagine going to the grocery store and deciding “I usually give this place $100 each week for groceries, but this week I’ll…

That “elevens” account started posting yesterday, and he’s been shitposting non-stop since then. He’s either an unemployed loser or a well-employed troll. 

If Rudy’s gravestone has an urn next to it, how many years will have to go by before it’s not full of piss?

Weird that Panamanian John McCain didn’t have his citizenship questioned, too.

Huh, I wonder if you direct any of this concern to the Catholic school kids who showed up at an anti-women march wearing white supremacist garb. 

Oh no, we named a different privileged white boy who goes to a racist school that protected a rapist on the basketball team and had students in blackface. Ohhh nooooo!

Chris Cuomo looks like James Franco in the Interview with his “serious face.”

Something tells me that we’re going to see a lot of paper-bag nonsense about Senator Harris from the “But Obama was half white” idiots.

Splinter has a history of “voting in my state doesn’t mean anything” and “sometimes voters are too busy to vote and that’s fine” takes. 

Trump will claim he created 10% more new jobs, since these people all work two jobs now thanks to him.  

It seems like it should be right there with “MAGA” as a Hatch Act violation. It’s a political statement that only one party indulges in.