I mean, they immediately gave Obama a Nobel prize for being Not-Bush, and we followed up with the most racist shitheel we could find.  I think they’re going to notice that we’re prone to backsliding pretty regularly. 

Some of them are probably tired of dealing with that particular problem.  

We’re going to need a new Marshall Plan where we just throw money at countries to make up for Trump, aren’t we?

Eh, the South is the South. Every state shares about six names for their “cities” and counties and they’re all shitholes. “The town in a Confederate State, the one with the Klan rally that turned violent, starts with a C.”

Sarah Sanders’ ugliness makes me wonder if there isn’t some evolutionary benefit to judging a book by it’s cover.  Like, “Oh, that’s a hideous monster” isn’t maybe ingrained in our subconscious for a reason.

Warren Zevon was given 3 months to live and spent the next six months doing one of his best albums.  

Wait wait wait, Rupert Murdoch is married to the Joker’s girlfriend from the ‘89 Batman movie? I suppose you’ll ALSO try to tell me Roger Stone showed up at the Trump Inauguration cosplaying as the Penguin?

Shit, he really hung that in the White House? I guess there are Penthouses in the bathrooms, too?

Fuck you for using Mr Roger’s name and likeness for your new bullshit throwaway account. What thrnhell if wrong with you, wanting to smear that man’s character?

Look, it’s printed material. If they don’t read it to him on TV, he’ll never know it exists. 

There’s the old saw about Norm Chomsky trusting the WSJ’s factual reporting because rich guys depend on it to make business decisions and therefore demand truthful coverage, while at the same time maintaining an editorial page that is completely divorced from any reality. I don’t know if that holds true now that it’s…

Plus, the Ayn Rand types fucking love trains, so they’ll be on board!

I get it from the Gary Johnson voter at work, who insists that “all this’d be happening if it was Hillary.”  

So, vouchers for Betsy Devos charter schools?  I wonder if we’ve seen what that did to Michigan schools...

Eh, Rick Scott was found guilty of the largest case of Medicare fraud, wasn’t he?  He’s moving up to the big leagues, maybe he found a way to make some money in the Senate. 

“BUILD THE CEILING!  BUILD THE CEILING!”

You could drink bleach.  

You can dismiss the novelty Russian-wannabe troll.

So, have people been taking shits in the clock tower too, or just in the National Parks?  Because I wouldn’t want to spend money at a Trump property, but I could understand someone taking a dump there.  

I have explained our tax system to everyone at work multiple times.  No one ever knows how it works and worries that they’re going to get hit with a huge tax increase here.