“When you’re famous, they let you do it.”

A gold tank just exemplifies Trump perfectly.  Flashy, but soft and weak and completely unsuited to fulfill its actual purpose.  

Man, if only Donald Trump had been in NYC on 9/11.  I really believe he would have ran into those buildings and stopped those planes!

I hope he mentions President Taft, with an aside that he was the second-fattest President.

Because of the lack of slaves, or because we’re back to letting a rich white guy run things?

The weird thing is, you’d think they’d really enjoy the Handmaid’s Tale.  

They hate the unsuccessful women, too, it just shows up in the police blotter in the back of the paper rather than the front page. 

Sort of how “class warfare” only happens when poor people ask for scraps, and not when their millionaires want to hunt the most dangerous game. 

I wish a lady in a brown hat and bomber jacket had punched her in the face here.  Is that why Mira Ricardel was fired?  

“Hillary killed him because she was mad she lost!  She exploded his heart with witchcraft!”

Remember the story Trump told about the old man falling and busting his head, and how he was paralyzed by his fear and disgust at the sight of blood?  There’s no WAY he’s listening to a scary tape about a man being chopped up alive.  

I wonder when we’re going to get to the stage of Trump supporters believing they themselves are Donald Trump. They already seem confused when they themselves suffer consequences of, say, a videotaped racist rant, but I don’t think we’d have enough mental health facilities to accommodate the inevitable “I’m Donald…

David, the options for flagging posts are “harassment, hate speech, or spam.” How do you want us to flag “clearly a Saudi propaganda account?”

She’s a religious nut who feels that god has gifted her with obscene wealth for the purpose of destroying sinful, heathen institutions of education that turn people away from her god. 

I hope the hold up that’s keeping Trump from sitting down with Mueller is because Mueller told him to put his dick on the table and they’ll see who’s Fake News and who’s not.

I would have quoted this if you didn’t. Pratchett was a remarkably insightful and angry man.

When we were in Afghanistan, the main base we were supported by was Camp Leatherneck. It was a condition 3 base, which meant everywhere you went you had a weapon with a magazine inserted but no round in the chamber.

I thought this was a Comedy Central show.

Surely you’re not suggesting conservative outlets are merely a masturbatory indulgence insane old people enjoy, are you?

Every time I read a story here about a lunatic acting out and getting arrested, I hope “Maybe that was the Tomato, and he won’t be back for a bit. Maybe he suicided-by-cop.” But he’s always back here, checking in and shitting on the comment sections...