I am 90% sure you're the type of guy who calls hand-checking in pickup basketball.

The only Auburn player any Bama fan will recognize.

For generalizations sake: Ford Panther platform

Old: The little old man/woman going 25 who has had their blinker on for the past 15 miles

New "Just shut up ok? It was like $500, has only 50,000 miles, and the air fresheners really knock out the old person smell"

Bro-Truck:

You forgot the most important satellite of all.