Someone just needs to tell Sid Meier to make a new version of Pirates! (or it’s 16bit version, Pirates! Gold) and that’ll fix it. 

Nobody was laughing out loud that day in Grenada. But many people were saying OMG. Me, I was saying TTYL to my innocence.

I’d rather see an Anthony Peter Coleman origin flick, centering on his time in Grenada.

Desantis: “We are currently planning our next move.”

This sounds like the directors and casting’s fault, if any blame is to be laid anywhere. They knew what they were getting. Shrug.

I don’t think he was ‘making demands’. He said ‘This is how I do my voice. If this is good for you, then cool.’ Blame the producers, if anyone. Seth was just upfront about how is performance would be and they still hired him despite that warning.

Perfection is playing Morrowind on a CRT monitor with a ATi Radeon 8500/9700 and a 1Ghz Athlon. Since googling the cost of a decent CRT, ATi Card and those Socket A motherboard.... yeah, a remaster would not hurt.

I just pre-ordered Michael Harriot’s new book and shed a figurative tear for what I once gained (as a white dude) from reading The Root.

The whole trying to keep Khan a surprise twist was ridiculous. Cumberbatch is great, but Khan shouldn’t be a British white guy, Naveen Andrews would have killed that role. It’s an iconic, juicy villain role that actually calls for an Indian actor, and they get the whitest man on the planet to play him, still salty…

Into Darkness tried to leach off the work that The Wrath of Khan did while doing none of it itself (the reveal of Khan depended totally on knowing the first film). JJ’s attempts at lying about Cumberbatch not being Khan were so terrible no one believed him.

I would love to see the original trilogy in theaters again. Can I just see them in theaters again?

You’re alone on the ship, you’re out of fuel. You desperately search around the few asteroids in the system scavenging what little you can find. But you’ve stayed too long. You hear the footsteps, he’s here. And all that fills you is dread as they speak.

I have had my Quest 2 for about a year and I am yet to find someone who did not get motion sickness the first time they used it and have seen very few people, myself included, that have gotten to a point where they no longer get motion sickeness at all. There is this concept of getting your “VR legs” but I will still…

A popular Minecraft streamer shows his face for the first time.

“Reading doesn’t make you smarter...Can you learn things by reading? Sure.”

I don’t really have a horse in this race one way or the other, but it doesn’t sit right with me that they just outright ban the guy with zero evidence. Seems like this Hikaru dude has a lot of sway in the chess world and is using it to get rid of his competition.

Nope. Listen, I’ve loved Diablo from day 1, played Hellfire, used to wake up before school to grind for runes in D2, and enjoyed D3 post auction house, but there is no way in hell I’m downloading Immortal. Yeah, I could play for free, but number of downloads is still a metric Blizzard uses; number of “potential…

A long time ago, I read a post (purporting to be) by a f2p game developer who was responding to the idea of “well _I_ never get suckered into paying, so who cares?”

The estimates I’ve seen have found that it would take at least $100,000 and up to $500,000 to fully upgrade your character. Or, if you want to play the game exclusively “free”, you would need to sink anywhere from 10-20 years of continuous play to do it. 

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