R.E.M. is and always will be my favorite band.

Well, I was at a Ted Nugent concert recently, and whoa was I surprised he wasn’t full in on Hillary.

you owe pabst an apology.

There’s two kinds of people in this world: people who understand numbers and people who think this election isn’t already decided. Cake baked. I hate Donald, too, and find him democratically, morally, and aesthetically repugnant but there’s no way, barring Wikileaks finding Hillary in a threesome with Jared from…

Two people that I disagree with (mostly) politically but absolutely respect their intellect, insight, and values are still voting for him.

This. This. This. 100%.

As a Raider fan, and a committed liberal who loves Hillary, he’s gotta stop sending me on this emotional rollercoaster. Do I love him, do I hate him? I got a dyslexic heart (for Colin Kaepernick).

I know I’m late and probably grey, but there’s no other strip that will ever be as good as Peanuts.

I remember when Drew Magary wasn’t a parody of himself and wrote sublime, Ring Lardner bits on his beloved Dallas Rustlers. Now, with this crossover, it’s like reading late, drug and deflategate-addled Bill Simmons.

I’m not a huge fan of Rockstar, but I admit their technical skills are breathtaking.

I will be the first to admit that ‘Melo has issues. I will also recognize that sports athletes don’t have some form of holy pedestal...

We just got back...and we’re movie snobs, but loved it. I don’t get the bad reviews. It’s a really, well-crafted, fun, character-based movie based...on a cartoony fantasy video game. Duncan Jones does a tremendous job making fantasy seem very real, and important. It was just fun...I’ll admit my expectations were super…

I hate the Penguins.

The San Jose Sharks just won their first ever Cup Final game. Thanks, Mr. Donskoi.

Norwood makes the kick, and anyone who thinks differently should be forced to serve in Trump’s cabinet. The world would be a better place...

I really want the Sharks to win so I skimmed the article about how good this other team is, and then I came down to the comment section to say how much I want the Sharks to win.

This a million times +100 (so, uh, +1,000,100)

I am a Sharks fan. I have followed them for 20 years. I would like to believe I can be objective about this, and Deadspin is easily my favorite sports site.

I’ve been a shark fan for 20 years. Tonight’s loss was weirdly a new one. The Sharks dominated an opposing team on their rink, scored more goals than the other team, and somehow lost, and even more amazing Jeremy Roenick didn’t blame the holocaust on Patrick Marleau.

I HAD NO IDEA FREEMAN MCNEIL WAS THIS FUNNY. WHERE IS AL TOON?