DooooooooNNN'TTTTT CAAAAALLLL iTTTTTT A BuTTT SLAM!!!!!

I like.

Amazing. Looks like a world I could get lost in.

You have to be trolling.

Is this guy a troll or what?

Troll much?

Are you trolling?

Yeah, is this guy trolling?

Jimmy Fallon having an organsm. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or, not. Because they are all snooze fests. Same blah blah blah every year. Disney cashing in once again. It's all garbage. Reminds me of "Professional Wrestling".

My favorites were the lego adventure sets. Like, Johnny Thunder, and the wild west sets, and also, the outback sets.

I swear I picked Miner, but for some reason I got default paladin.

Which stunts the imagination. It's a shame.

There not LEGOs anymore then. They are models.

I have not found tedium in this game yet. Very weird for a game of this genre. In fact, I have decided that Animal Crossing: New Leaf is a snore fest after playing this.

JUST IN! Following a special Nintendo Direct, suddenly, men's dicks are falling off everywhere. We have contacted Nintendo's dick department but they yet to comment on these dick issues. This is dicking news. We will updick you as this story dickelops.

Probably because for centuries women have often been portrayed this way with the man as the hero or savior or whatever. Women are portrayed unequally in media.

You temp me! YOU TEMP ME!!!!!!!

I swear, I SWORE! Never to play again~!~~~~~~ NEVER!~ QUIT TEASING ME. ERRRRRRRRR

THAT COLOR PALETTE!~!!!!! That SKY~!~~~~!~!!! THAT WARMING AND ENCOURAGING SOUNDTRACK!!!!! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR QUIT THE TEASE~~~!!!!!!!

Toys R Us doesn't have Princess Zelda. Bummer.