buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

There were times when artist were allowed to use only male models. That’s also why so many paintings of children look weird. I guess they tried to imagine which parts of the body would be different and then winged it.

That is a male torso with boobs tacked on.

What I don’t like about these proposed combustion engine bans is they are being put in place without answers to some REALLY important questions:

Because I live in Connecticut? ::shrugs::

“Have you had any plastic surgery?”

This is the best damn thing ever. We should pool our money and buy ad space during her show and just have this play everyday.

Never forget:

“What was going through your head when you were stabbing them? Did you think back to having rickets as a child, and just go ‘God is great?”

OJ has a penchant for statuesque blondes. Just sayin’ Megyn.

Scott Peterson has to be on her radar.

I never noticed how bad her nose job was until I saw that picture you so graciously posted at the top.

She’s totally gonna interview OJ, by the way. I mean, I dunno if he’s game, but he’s a narcissist, so probably.

Or vouchers for schools that tell kids that gay people go to hell.

“Taxpayers should not be forced to fund something as controversial and culturally divisive as abortions,” Unless it’s another war on brown people, of course.

I can’t believe I’m living in a world where the Yankees are modeling themselves after the Cubs, but here we are.

The Cubs have been doing this for a few months, but with better props.

This is frankly the most Austin food service / entertainment scene thing ever. There is so much sweeping under the rug. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been asked to just “ignore” or “shake off” things exactly like this, or how many times I’ve been told I need to get a better sense of humor. It’s rampant at…