Home steals really are the best.  Bennie “The Jet” Rodriguez agrees.

I wasn’t even mad. Home steals are cool as hell. I’m all for it.

In Philadelphia, Gabe Kapler is thinking to himself, “Huh. If it was up to me, I would’ve pinch run for Pillar after he stole third.”

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

So my wife went to bed early and I had time to kill. I have FIOS, HBO, Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime. What did I end up watching? Return of the Jedi on TNT with commercials, despite also owning the Blu Ray.

Production car is the key part of his claim. He even pointed out some of those you mention as being able to go faster.

Yeah, i second that call of bs. I stuck my feet in there for 10 minutes and got a weird rash.

I am 14 years too old

“I went skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.”

I love ole Petey Pants and his crazy loud laugh.

True Milk Story: I buy organic milk, because I am a sucker. Last week, 10/9/17, I went to H-E-B and bought a gallon of organic skim milk , the sucker-iest kind, and when I got home, I noticed the sell by date was: 10/9/17. Crap! I’m still drinking it, and it’s fine. This Sunday, 10/15/17, I go the H-E-B again, and…

This vid proves Hannah is a liar and drinks milk more than everyone.

No, you’re a good person for not contributing to food waste. I’m a total baby though and could never do it.

It’s weird seeing you guys. Please hire stand-ins and do re-enactments. Or at least make Nick and Tom dress differently.

Old guy put his hands in his face and called him a “spic” for some reason (you can hear it in the video and even see him say it).

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

target acquired, target destroyed.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

“Ewww, feet? Doesn’t he know where they’ve been?”