“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

Yeah, but Jeter wants to bring in HIS friends. You know, people who know just how he likes his gift baskets made.

Aren’t all these special assistant jobs in sports no-show jobs? Hideki Matsui is a special assistant to the Yankees, and we all know he spends most of his day building up his porn collection. Are Yankee players really learning from special assistant A-Rod?

“Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today,”

September 30th. It’s not safe until then. They could still try to repeal it after that but they’d need 60 votes which means democrats. So this is the last last last effort to do it completely partisan.

How many fucking last chances are we gonna have to sit through with the GOP Healthcare bullshit. They say it’s dead after much dramatic fanfare and last minute voting, we breathe a sigh of relief and then a few months later they come back with something even worse. This thing has more lives than Jason, Freddie Kruger…

I don’t understand!! All these wealthy white men keep telling me that gubmint is the problem. Drown it in a bathtub and everyone prospers. These people should be filthy rich and rolling in it!

He’s correct. As a percentage of the population, logistics experts are extremely rare. To find a woman logistics expert you’d have to work at it. Maybe hang out at bars near UPS headquarters.

It does make me a little happy that while attempting to insult all of womankind, he sounds like an absolute idiot.

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

Mama warned us, didn’t she?

Seriously, oh my god at that quote. I never thought he was funny but I didn’t know enough about him to dislike him until now. What a fucking asshole, probably thinks he’s so great for saying that.

Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

The internet to Kevin Hart:

“Do you understand how hard that is? To get a woman that can think on a logistic, like, term?” Fuck off, Kevin Hart. This does not surprise me at all.

His supporters find that clusterfuck funny

long gas lines?.... theres like 6 cars in pyongyang... i call bullshit

He’s a petty, little man. I’m very uncomfortable he would share that image.

Yeah, sexism didn’t play a role at all. This is disgusting. He’s disgusting.

Because he is a garbage person who thinks garbage things and has the sensitivity level of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper.