... You have issues. It's a fucking video game.

Every time I watch more stream footage of this game on my PS4, I get more and more disappointed. Shinji should know what his fans want by now, yet seems to get into more and more of a decline. Resident Evil 5 was alright, but no RE4. RE 6 was just dreadful, and The Evil Within doesn't improve at all.

Yeah, for every genuinely scary moment, there were ten that felt like they were cooked up by Bill Hader's SNL version of Vincent Price. And Sebastian is so flat that you never invest in him. I guess he's supposed to be dead inside but he mostly seems bored.

oooh, finally a decent review of this game...I don't get why other sites praised this game, maybe the nostalgia got them in the "heart"

Now we just have to wait for Let it Die to fail, and hopefully developers will realize this style has been played out.

I'm really sad that this game, like all other modern horror games, seems to miss the point. Why is it that we only seem to get big dumb action games with "gross" skins on top of them, and then boring Amnesia clones? Why are those our only options anymore?

First smart move I've seen him make.

It's a shitty, tedious slog. See my remark below:

That looks like it could be a pain in the neck to fix.

My only thought is this: examining violence in games, and how we react to it and why is important, but it's hard for me to muster that effort when there's something about this game feels fundamentally dishonest. I realize that may sound absurd, but... it screams marketing gimmick, and not a very good one at that—I…

This game seems to represent a developer that is trying to push the envelope in a desperate attempt to give their cliched and relatively simplistic/simpleminded game some semblance of publicity without paying much for said publicity.

One of my favorite things to do is to utilize Mario & Dr. Mario's cape attack in the air as Little Mac is using a forward b attack and off they go.

God bless Amazon,

Succinctly put, you brainless twat.

Well traditionally speaking "our toad" is the one with the red spots on his hat. Then again they've mixed it up in a few games and he's had blue spots, so it's uncertain.

captain toad levels always made me shout with glee, I am so glad they made this game..

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I give you a lot of credit for being willing to stream the scariest game released today.

D: where to watch it?