This is almost as bad as the time I was called a Yankees fan.

I would think someone with the name "TT Boy" would be the one fucking things......up

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

Every time I watch that gif Yakety Sax plays in my head.

As the Onion might say, "The craft beer from my area is superior to the craft beer from your area".

I'm thinking 4.25 games would have cleared this up. it was merely, unfortunate tis all.

I 100% believe she hit him first. To what extent, I have no idea...

I stopped reading when you said 4-6 games. The wife-beater should be suspended for the year or longer.

Why do you believe that? And does the extent not matter to you? What if she punched him in the arm and then he threw a haymaker and knocked her unconscious then dragged her body around? Is the little person possibly (but we don't know, as you say) starting something equal "beating" to being knocked unconscious by…

Define "beating". Did she, an average female, beat the world class male athlete unconscious or are we talking different definitions?

Not only did Rice receive a light punishment, Ravens fans CHEERED him as if HE is somehow a victim. You don't see anything wrong with that?

Breaking news: it's the Bread and Circus and as a nation we're headed toward Thunderdome.

Who am I? Who are we? To treat her like a child whom cannot make her own decisions.

Eat a bag of dicks.

Given Ray Rice's track record, Ravens fans won't be standing much longer.

Hi, Ravens PR Dept!

Yeah, because the Patriots' PR guys really tried hard to show the fans' support for Aaron Hernandez.

To be fair, usually Mike and Mike are the voices of reason on ESPN. Just hard to notice because they don't Embrace Debate.

Bingo. Just like the contractor who says "now I'm not gonna lie to you" who then immediately proceeds to lie to you.

The distinction here is that Goodell is clearly not getting enough oxygen to his brain.