Could it be possible that the Yankees won, and not the heckler? I mean, if you are the reason they won (and if so, kudos to you), I imagine the team could probably afford to put you on the payroll.

My new favorite.

Touche

You're the most Yankees fan ever.

Describing that as one of your prouder moments is profoundly sad.

Neither are evil. They are both simply dumb. ESPN is evil for deliberately putting them out there to be mocked.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Smith and Bayless: [Embrace Debate]

I expected some of it, but a girl pretending to have an orgasm on her brother's lap isn't surprising to you?

Any song that mentions "fags" and "AIDS" gets my dander up, but other than that, while this stuff is sub-optimal, the fact that anybody is surprised by this is way more surprising than any of the nicknames.

I bet that baby sues MLB for defamation.

No, those also are not football related. Those questions are also stupid. I never said anything about Manziel.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

One thing I noticed is that USA won in their home jersey and lost/tied in the away jersey. It was like the USA women's gymnastic team in 2012. They always lost when wearing white.

you know FIFA has fucked up when something Maradona says makes sense

"Messi? I would give him heaven if possible," Maradona said.

"Messi? I would give him heaven if possible," Maradona said.

I guess LeBron jerseys in Miami should be put on...

But how does it effect Tebow and his return to the NFL?

The gods had much, much cheaper labor.