And also with you, Garth.

I was 8. I live in Los Angeles now. I get it. :)

I like St. Louis, but this is funny. Also, I'm from Kansas City, so maybe that hurts my credibility.

This is wrong. It was my uncle :(

All that time rehearsing in her head for her big triumphant moment and it was like whommmp whooommmmmp.

It's too hot there.

Yep. You beat me to it.

Got 'em.

Oh, Howlin' Mad! You always tell it like it is.

That is a hot take.

Suuuuuuuchh buuuulll shiiiiiit. Seriously? To believe Goodell is to believe that EVERYONE - NFL executive, lawyers, law enforcement or just some inquisitive hotel security guard - saw that unconscious elevator drag shot and said, "Welp, that's that! I'm not curious about anything that might have transpired before this…

Go fuck "yinzelves", please.

The Raiders have a stronger hold in a city THEY DON'T PLAY in, than on their home turf.

I've got about 40 embroidered flamingos that say otherwise.

It's unfortunate because he doesn't get to play professional football right now. See, it would be fortunate if he did get to play. So because not playing is the opposite, they say unfortunate.

Yeah...I think I "got it" and edited my post as you were writing that :)

Ha! Well played, sir. Ah yes, club sandwiches. Took me a while, and I even used Google...

Dahmer was a serial killer of adults, not a child molester.

Related question: Why don't "board shorts" have any lining?

I'm not a big Prince fan: Yes, his halftime show was great.