That cut is actually kinda popular. I like them!

"White men use their weapons wisely..." Yeah, like walking into a Wal-Mart with one. No dangerous, paranoid or even slightly off balance person would ever do that.

Yeah, you actually kind of are, or at least you were for that brief moment. Congratulations! Have a sweet treat. You've earned it!

You kinda missed the point there. Like, all the way missed it.

The $10 is a great supplemental income for that holding-cities-hostage-for-tax-dollars gig they've got going right now.

This is a great way to get fans to come to games in person.

Careful, she's on bath salts.

That's really clever. I like how he said "You're Welcome" unprompted. That's a really funny thing that people should do more often.

You might be King of the Pussies for playing the "battered husband" card here.

Yes, please tell us more about how Janay Palmer was physically bullying an NFL player. I'd like to hear your take on Javon Belcher too.

You're not familiar with abusive relationships, are you?

Like you said, because it's a big deal.

Well, he hadn't been caught or convicted yet. I'm curious as to how you know what kind of guy he is inside.

I don't get why you make the assumption that a team has to fall in line and gloss over whatever asshole behavior their players get into. I don't think anyone is THAT surprised here, but it's notable that it's pretty messed up to be promoting the guy. Personally, just from a business point of view, I'd ignore the guy…

What do you mean they "know what kind of man he was before that incident"? He's the kind of dude who punched a lady, he just hadn't done it yet. Dude, have you even seen Batman Begins? "It's not who you are underneath. It's what you DO that matters."

He is also not in space. Yep, I read between those lines too.

Absolutely. I always enjoyed them for that. They don't take the manufactured pro/con stances.

Mike and Mike are usually pretty excellent. They're sports guys who aren't one-dimensional yelling machines. They add a lot of rational perspective from outside the sports world.

I like watching guys who cheer for stuff and think they are on the team.

The Heckler pays $14 for a beer and sits in general admission. The pitchers play baseball for a living. Who's winning?