Why are you heckling a guy who's losing 13-1? This is a fair and hilarious response.

If the advice was truly to avoid violence, he would say not to date "those guys" in the first place. That your analogy has to equate a boyfriend with a "violent gang member" should raise a red flag. What Smith does is presupposes that domestic violence is the natural course of events if a woman gets out of line.…

But wait: If it doesn't matter, and it's all the media's fault, then a good coach would be able to control that and wouldn't be bothered by it. That's what I don't get, how someone can call it a distraction but still say it's all media hype.

Who want's to get sweaty with a guy who makes spreadsheets of his failure?

Come on, 1996 Kerri Strug was badass. Gabby in 2012? That's great stuff.

This is really good!

Maybe so, but to be fair, Maradona doesn't deserve the 1986 World Cup trophy either.

Expertly done.

True. True. It's definitely like "Chicago" without the horn section. (Sorry for the dated, kinda dorky reference. I feel like saying "The Rolling Stones without Mick Jagger" goes too far, so I picked a slightly less important element of a larger band.)

IN A ROW!

Ohhhh, now I get it. You're one of those guys who doesn't get laid.

*EDITED* No team that reaches the World Cup is "shitty".

People say "we" all the time and almost none of them play for the sports team they cheer for. You know what he means.

If all 200 million people in Brazil shared a hive mind, you would have a point.

Nice work on that one.

I don't know, losing 7-1 makes a pretty tough argument that the other eliminated teams are just as bad.

Second most finals appearances now.

FACE ON MARS.

He was clearly joking.

He was clearly joking.