“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

Painkillers are a helluva drug.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

“Marry me. [fart]”

This is the stupidest and best joke I have seen this week.

(Lee Jury and Lee Executioner were not cited in the column.)

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

Shes lucky the guy she rear ended didn’t get out and beat her ass.

Yes

I’m not surprised Jerry Jones said this, he’s always stuck up for Brandon, even back to when they were kids.

That’s only when he’s fighting men. With women he’s all offense.

“No, STOP!”

sounds like a rather working-class super hero. Punt-Man! Able to tie rebar before pouring concrete into a home’s foundation!

I have never seen a video that so succinctly sums up Bills fandom.

Zero Cool did the Cyber Dust for a couple years until he Acid Burned and crashed his Gibson.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Bold statement.