I mean, who even cares about legacy, or how one was rated, or whether one was the best of all time, or even one year, or maybe 2012, when we were young and these things mattered?

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

I love your writing, Dave, but I definitely skipped straight to Zodiac Motherfucker today. Needed the pure shit.

There are billboards on the major highways leading in for 200 miles advertising the ‘throwed rolls’. There’s the signage outside of the place. There are signs everywhere inside. And you just don’t walk into the place: generally you stand in line for 30 minutes average while you gaze upon the dining room where rolls…

“The colonel is coming after you.”

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

Gotta watch those curbs, man.

Philadelphia, City of Brotherly WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

Making the bed is gonna be a hard pass for me until I die and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Jason Pierre Paul tweeted what looked like a peace sign beside the words “Just saying hi.”

“I wish I’d ordered a something in a bigger glass. Who is the bar back?”

Oh, it feels good to laugh at Stuart Scott again.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

You’ve posted this twice.

Truth?

Well, there’s nothing to get your team hitting better than channeling Ted Williams.

He totally should have passed on the speech.

These things all make me cry in the end, usually around my child’s thirtieth viewing.