If you're already out there gobbling up hashbrowns, carry on though!

The Bird gave it to the Kitty.

Air fucking tight.

Firefly is ok, and I rest my case.

Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

I would eat this.

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…

Uh Mo Claiborne would like to have a word with you.

Wunderlich: /throws haymakers

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical

Word.

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.