Jeter: Hey, kid, catch.

I think we've all learned this week that Men who hit women orchids are pansies.

I'd like to go on record here: I fully support domestic violets. If you don't like it, you can take your other 63 crayons and just get the hell out.

They should suspend him without pay.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Winston: Fuck her right in the pussy!

I think they were back there "honoring" Native Americans with a "traditional" "rain-dance."

"There is a USA Basketball storefront selling patriotism and duty with a backroom reality that peddles the Blue Devils and Nike swooshes."

I call bullshit. If Coach K really wanted to use Team USA to showcase Duke basketball, he would have had them eliminated in the second round.

+1 inspiration for that stop sign.

Not pictured: Rae Carruth fan in trunk of car

woooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

This is disgraceful. It was Patriot Day yesterday. Veterans Day is in November.

Keith Olbermann Doesn't BELIEVE How Much His Sister-in-Law Makes Every Day From Home!

I wouldn't say he's elite. It says right there that he's a POS.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

Never thought I'd find a Wolverine who needed a timeout more than Chris Webber.

If your intentions were to hurt us, embarrass us, make us feel alone, take all happiness away, you've succeeded on so many levels.

well researched and written. gnar. If I ever meet Money, though, you are a hack and this was a hatchet job. You're a monster.